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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Aug 12, 2020 16:19:01 GMT 1
Florida man summons bears to kill 42 children after they make fun of his baldness.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 13, 2020 0:38:29 GMT 1
Harry Potter and the virus that wouldn't disappear
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Post by equality72521 on Aug 13, 2020 4:17:44 GMT 1
And now for something completely different
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Aug 13, 2020 8:11:59 GMT 1
Ben achieved Anakin's goal.
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Post by equality72521 on Aug 15, 2020 3:17:28 GMT 1
French toast is not French but French fries are.
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Post by Grandmaster on Aug 15, 2020 10:51:33 GMT 1
I own a nameplate with a cat on it
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Post by Deleted on Aug 15, 2020 20:16:22 GMT 1
The name's Dogg. Snoop Dogg
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Post by equality72521 on Aug 16, 2020 2:24:46 GMT 1
"Where's my hasenpfeffer?!" = proto-meme
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Post by Grandmaster on Sept 4, 2020 12:59:53 GMT 1
Im baking an applepie
Oh well, its way to get back to sanity.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 4, 2020 13:13:47 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Sept 5, 2020 18:35:59 GMT 1
Lord love a duck!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 6, 2020 13:31:59 GMT 1
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Sept 10, 2020 2:12:16 GMT 1
There’s nothing serious about music; it should be enjoyed flat on the back with a sandwich in one hand and a bucket of beer in the other and as many pretty girls around as possible.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Sept 18, 2020 2:21:53 GMT 1
I imagine quite a few people would've liked to have seen Rey turn to the Dark Side at the end of Star Wars: Episode IX – The Rise of Skywalker (2019).
Well...now they can.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Sept 24, 2020 22:16:52 GMT 1
Does God answer all our prayers? Yes! What people don’t realize is that sometimes His answer is no.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 24, 2020 23:47:01 GMT 1
A rabbit was feeling bad and another rabbit saw it and decided to help it.
"What's wrong buddy?"
"I just can't find any food today," the troubled bunny replied.
"Geez, neither could I for a while."
"You found some? Really?"
"Im about to make your problem disappear."
So the concerned rabbit finally found its food. It suddenly, ferociously bit the troubled bunny in the neck and started feasting on its prey's organs.
It was a cannibal rabbit.
Cue ominous music. End scene
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Sept 25, 2020 23:19:47 GMT 1
It simply amazes me how little-developed people’s sense of tragedy is. A sense of balance, amazing eyesight, splendid palates – all this they have, but nary a sense of doom.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Sept 28, 2020 20:11:36 GMT 1
Sometimes I think New Zealand is the only sensible country in the world because its government has appointed an official wizard.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Oct 1, 2020 5:14:22 GMT 1
Comedy is the noblest form of stoicism.
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Post by equality72521 on Oct 2, 2020 3:24:31 GMT 1
Why do people shoot photos?
What did the photos ever do to them?
PLM! PLM! PLM!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 2, 2020 5:27:27 GMT 1
Calvinball.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Oct 12, 2020 20:33:54 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Oct 13, 2020 12:24:06 GMT 1
The power of Christ compels you to slay more baby cows
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Post by Grandmaster on Oct 13, 2020 21:29:37 GMT 1
Sanding, painting, sanding, painting
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Post by Grandmaster on Oct 16, 2020 10:03:54 GMT 1
I was scratching where it itched. Now its sore and sticky.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 17, 2020 10:15:24 GMT 1
If it was cake in the face instead of pie everyone who got hit would be like, "Mmmm.... Frosting!"
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 17, 2020 10:19:33 GMT 1
For entertainment I watch people watching the movie.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 17, 2020 13:05:16 GMT 1
One day a donkey went to the bank Everyone was looking at it weirdly {Spoiler}The bank was full of horses
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Oct 19, 2020 22:47:46 GMT 1
Every night, at the end of America We taste our wine, looking at the Pacific. How sad it is, the end of America!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Oct 19, 2020 22:56:15 GMT 1
One day a donkey went to the bank Everyone was looking at it weirdly {Spoiler}The bank was full of horses This, this is poetry.
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