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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 20, 2020 0:59:24 GMT 1
They say there's a drought. I turn on my shower. Instant rain. What drought?
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 20, 2020 1:00:18 GMT 1
When I have no one to talk to I chew gum to entertain my jaw.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 20, 2020 4:29:50 GMT 1
The butterflies for me weren't too much.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2020 6:14:44 GMT 1
I once ate grass from my front yard. In my defense, I was six.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 20, 2020 8:09:10 GMT 1
I once ate grass from my front yard. In my defense, I was six. Is that any worse than checking out and eating the dry cat food from the cat dish for this wee curious one? Oh wait. That was last night.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2020 10:09:34 GMT 1
One day a donkey went to the bank Everyone was looking at it weirdly {Spoiler}The bank was full of horses This, this is poetry. Yeah Im all class lol
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 20, 2020 17:24:53 GMT 1
She: It is not raining and you are all dressed but why are you wet? Me: Because the drinks are on me!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 20, 2020 17:25:45 GMT 1
If a tree falls in the forrest and no one is there to hear it, did you fart?
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 20, 2020 20:39:16 GMT 1
What is the meaning of life? To read it while playing the game and eating a good breakfast.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 20, 2020 21:01:15 GMT 1
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 20, 2020 21:20:24 GMT 1
If Jeff was a superhero he would be The Philosopher. He just starts rambling on in that calm voice and bores the villain to sleep or he quits and surrenders. "I can't take this anymore! Put me in jail away from that man! Please!"
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Oct 20, 2020 22:07:43 GMT 1
The wanderer ascends to the tallest mountain to meet the wisest sage.
The wanderer says: “What is the meaning of life?”
The sage half-opens one eye and says: “The meaning of life is to not ask stupid questions.”
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Post by Grandmaster on Oct 21, 2020 19:14:21 GMT 1
I feel like Scott Lang. I just made tea....
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Post by Grandmaster on Oct 22, 2020 2:53:41 GMT 1
Insomniaaaaaaaaaaargh
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Oct 23, 2020 4:12:36 GMT 1
We come from people who brought us up to believe that life is a struggle, and if you should feel really happy, be patient: this will pass.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Oct 29, 2020 5:23:50 GMT 1
I know I shouldn’t do this to myself, but I’m looking at pictures pre-pandemic.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2020 11:44:00 GMT 1
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 29, 2020 16:30:14 GMT 1
Did anyone else look at this to figure out the numbers of the colors by naming the sequence? I went with, "Green, red, purple, green, red, purple." Or was it just me?
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Post by Grandmaster on Nov 2, 2020 16:53:43 GMT 1
Apple cinnamon muffins
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Nov 5, 2020 17:20:35 GMT 1
Well, elinguation is a word.
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Post by Grandmaster on Nov 11, 2020 13:17:54 GMT 1
I have a trans cat. He may look like a cat but he identifies as a dog.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Nov 11, 2020 17:37:41 GMT 1
SAM MARLOWE, PRIVATE EYE “I NEVER SLEEP” $50/DAY & EXPENSES
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Nov 18, 2020 20:40:28 GMT 1
Don’t worry about money, you won’t get any anyway.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Nov 30, 2020 1:06:48 GMT 1
As if I needed further proof that my memory isn't what it used to be...I discovered today that I just recently finished a drawing that I'd already done previously (but had forgotten about). So now I have two versions of the same drawing.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Nov 30, 2020 22:51:51 GMT 1
Lies! All lies! And, anyway, you can’t prove it!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Dec 16, 2020 19:49:28 GMT 1
Sun, go, and moon, go—go ye the world over, Fetch back the soul that the Devil has stolen, Take back the life and the health of our livestock, Change into wolves to accomplish the task.
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Post by Grandmaster on Dec 16, 2020 19:51:48 GMT 1
Boys dont cry
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Dec 19, 2020 2:02:28 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Dec 21, 2020 2:09:32 GMT 1
Oprah's mouth opened and a gaggle of geese came running out
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Dec 21, 2020 6:02:48 GMT 1
Vulcan hello to Klingons: "Live a short time and fail."
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