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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Dec 22, 2020 20:31:28 GMT 1
Oh, things are hopeless, hopeless, but not serious.
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Post by Grandmaster on Dec 22, 2020 21:51:02 GMT 1
Cats and Xmas trees dont mix.
Sauce, chili, rice and veges do mix with cat.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2020 10:53:03 GMT 1
We all die everyday and, born again in the morning. Thats the adventure of sleep...
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2020 2:50:28 GMT 1
This just in 9 out of 10 people are afraid of hurdles...
they never get over it
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2020 5:15:01 GMT 1
It’s a marshmallow world in the winter. Take a walk with your favorite girl.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Dec 28, 2020 5:17:55 GMT 1
BLACK ALERT!
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Post by Grandmaster on Dec 28, 2020 19:08:51 GMT 1
Voodoo Child
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 4, 2021 20:02:05 GMT 1
“I never drink…wine.”
“Supernatural? Perhaps. Baloney? Perhaps not.”
“This is place of the dead. We’re all dead here.”
“Listen to them—children of the night! What music they make!”
“My blood now flows through her veins. She will live through the centuries to come, as I have lived.”
“For one who has not lived even a single lifetime, you are a wise man, Van Helsing.”
“Presently I shall assume a state of trance, in which the outer mind merges with the astral portion of the human ego.”
“How can the Bolshevik cause gain respect among the Muslims if your three representatives get so drunk that they throw a carpet out of their hotel window and complain to the management that it didn’t fly?”
“To die—to be really dead—that must be glorious. […]There are far worse things awaiting man than death.”
“You are saying something profound.”
“The lightning, it is good for you! Your father was Frankenstein, but your mother was the lightning!”
“I am Dracula. […] I bid you welcome.”
“The spider, spinning his web for the unwary fly. The blood is the life, Mr. Renfield.”
“Heresy? Do they still burn men for heresy? Then burn me, monsieur, light the fire! Do you think your little candle will outshine the flame of truth?”
“Poe, you are avenged!”
“Death is my talisman!”
“You young people, making the most of life—while it lasts.”
“You’re a fool, Andreas, a complete and utter fool! For your fate is to be what you are as mine is to be what I am—your MASTER!”
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Post by Deleted on Jan 7, 2021 21:48:44 GMT 1
Righty right. Munch-wunching on snacky wacks and eggy wegs. YARBLOCKOS!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 7, 2021 21:56:55 GMT 1
Cheese and tommy-toe toastie! Cheese and tommy-toe toastie! Tommy-toe! Tommy-toe!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 9, 2021 0:22:25 GMT 1
Suddenly a dolphin jumped out of the water and slapped Sacha Baron Cohen in the face with its flipper
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Jan 17, 2021 1:09:43 GMT 1
♪ ♬ What if frogs were one of us? Just an hors d'oeuvre on the bus ♫ ♪
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 17, 2021 15:52:16 GMT 1
“—SO I HAD MY TWIN BROTHER COME OVER TO PLAY THE PART.”
“IS—IS HE A JUSTICE OF THE PEACE, TOO?”
“ME? NO, I’M A FISHERMAN!”
“A FISHERMAN! THEN WE’RE NOT MARRIED! A FISHERMAN CAN’T PERFORM A WEDDING, C—CAN HE?”
“HEAVENS, NO! BUT HERE’S A NICE CODFISH!”
“YYECH-H!”
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 25, 2021 17:43:09 GMT 1
“Jeannie tries to prevent Captain Kirk from being murdered by one of his house guests. Other folks along for the ride include a TV sexpot, a talking ape, a former porn star, A.J. Simon, and Bud Bundy.”
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 25, 2021 17:45:23 GMT 1
^^^ Bizarrely, Shatner’s acting in that is better than Barbara Eden’s. (She isn’t even trying.) And Roddy McDowell acts rings around them both, not that that’s any kind of surprise.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 28, 2021 23:45:41 GMT 1
Man 1: “All right. You say you’re a poet. And you were composing when you failed to hear No. 10’s greeting.”
Man 2: “Neglect of social principle!”
No. 6: “Poetry has a social value.”
Man 2: “He’s trying to divide us!”
Man 1: “His intentions are obvious—to stop us from helping this unfortunate girl!”
No. 42: “You’re trying to undermine my rehabilitation, disrupt my social progress!”
No. 6: “Strange talk for a poet.”
Man 2: “Reactionary!”
Man 1: “Rebel!”
No. 42: “Disharmonious!”
Crowd: “Reactionary! Rebel! Disharmonious!”
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2021 13:38:19 GMT 1
A giant jelly monster ate all of the Kardashians. Not even Caitlin was spared. Ha! Sucks to be included doesnt it? Welcome to the sick, sad world! Muahahaha!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Feb 5, 2021 19:04:23 GMT 1
CHANCE FOR A SPINSTER. — A young man in Aroostook County, Maine, advertising for a wife, speaks of himself as follows: “I am eighteen years old, have a good set of teeth, and believe in Andy Johnson, the star-spangled banner, and the 4th of July. I have taken up a State lot, cleared up eighteen acres last year, and seeded ten of it down. My buckwheat looks first-rate, and the oats and potatoes are bully. I have got nine sheep, a two-year old bull, and two heifers, besides a house and barn. I want to get married. I want to buy bread-and-butter, hoop-skirts, and waterfalls for some person of the female persuasion during life. That’s what’s the matter with me. But I don’t know how to do it.”
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Feb 9, 2021 21:25:51 GMT 1
“BEING ON THE SIDE OF THE ANGELS IS TIRING…EVEN WHEN I HAVE THE SATISFACTION OF NIBBLING DEVILS!—NIGHT, SUPERMAN!”
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Feb 11, 2021 21:28:32 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Feb 11, 2021 21:45:46 GMT 1
UberFactsJason Alexander, George Costanza on “Seinfeld,” is a trained Broadway performer, and had to re-record the famous ‘George answering machine’ song several times because he sang it too well Larry David wanted him to sound bad, so it would be believable I love that scene/episode! Believe it or not George isn’t at home! Please leave a messsaaaaaage at the beep!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Feb 11, 2021 23:26:02 GMT 1
UberFactsJason Alexander, George Costanza on “Seinfeld,” is a trained Broadway performer, and had to re-record the famous ‘George answering machine’ song several times because he sang it too well Larry David wanted him to sound bad, so it would be believable I love that scene/episode! Believe it or not George isn’t at home! Please leave a messsaaaaaage at the beep! Not that there’s anything wrong with George’s singing!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Feb 12, 2021 21:28:49 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2021 8:14:58 GMT 1
Ackbar the Snowman was a jolly frozen squid.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Feb 17, 2021 3:47:39 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Feb 22, 2021 18:01:17 GMT 1
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Post by Grandmaster on Feb 22, 2021 21:40:39 GMT 1
After the divorce Kim goes back to what she does best. Sex tapes
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Feb 24, 2021 16:05:08 GMT 1
Sometimes you’ve just got to love Reddit comments:
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Post by Grandmaster on Feb 24, 2021 16:29:44 GMT 1
Peggy, some members want to shag thee
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Feb 26, 2021 20:22:08 GMT 1
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