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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2020 21:01:27 GMT 1
We'll meet again, Spider-Man! Don't know where, don't know when, Spider-Man! But I know we'll meet again some sunny day.... SPIDER-MAN!
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Post by Deleted on May 16, 2020 0:11:32 GMT 1
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on May 16, 2020 4:30:36 GMT 1
Even Homer waggled the old bonce sometimes, you know. As the bloke said the other day in the play, ‘It’s no use crying over spilt milk – there’s enough water in it already.’ I lit a jolly old gasper. Well, of course, I don’t know exactly what happened, but I suppose the fat little feller with his mammy’s eyes and the other gentleman with the dirty face-fungus was nearer to me than I had anticipated. I’ve certainly very good reasons for thinking so. You remember they had given us a bye and had strolled on – er – treading the primrose path of the gladsome old dalliance, don’t you? Anyhow, it’s even money that the dear old lads spotted me light up and it’s a caravan of camels to a cock-eyed caterpillar that they started sleuthing me.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on May 17, 2020 4:13:46 GMT 1
My eyebrow is twitching.
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Post by Grandmaster on May 17, 2020 7:51:09 GMT 1
Slump Bump Sunday.
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Post by Grandmaster on May 19, 2020 17:16:27 GMT 1
Im sorry is one way traffic.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on May 19, 2020 17:24:57 GMT 1
My son! I have always been a careless and injudicious mother to you, and I am about to propose a most imprudent step. You are now of age, and it’s high time you began to think of taking a wife. Several old and hideous princesses who are enormously poor have proposed for your hand, and I think it high time you began to think of making one of them unhappy.
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Post by Deleted on May 22, 2020 11:12:40 GMT 1
The man finally made it. The end of the universe. The end of space-time.
To his shock and horror, he ended up where he started. He realised space-time was circular, non-linear. All that wasted time! And for what?! This! It can't possibly be!
"Fuck it!!" the man said. He then quickly teleported himself to an island to retire. He turned on the tv and started to watch the Cosby show.
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Post by equality72521 on May 23, 2020 0:49:07 GMT 1
I like grapes
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on May 23, 2020 1:01:24 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2020 1:06:44 GMT 1
I love lamp
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Post by Grandmaster on May 23, 2020 7:31:06 GMT 1
Fuckin' Pikey
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2020 11:47:21 GMT 1
If your 90-year-old grandpa starts being a pain by forgetting things, whack him silly with some baby seals. The memories will come back in addition to the new memory being created. Aint life grand?
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on May 24, 2020 3:56:52 GMT 1
The Cider House Rules would make for a great play, except that John Irving is a jerk.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on May 28, 2020 0:55:55 GMT 1
I have a scratch on my arm and I don't recall how I got it.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on May 28, 2020 3:45:28 GMT 1
Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about.
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2020 10:08:02 GMT 1
Oh, you should never, never doubt what nobody is sure about. Covid-19?
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Post by Grandmaster on May 28, 2020 18:22:25 GMT 1
Pedi's are the best.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on May 28, 2020 19:55:28 GMT 1
A pal and I once came up with a plot line for The X-Files almost exactly like this:
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2020 20:38:28 GMT 1
Cannibal - someone who is fed up with people.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on May 28, 2020 21:35:03 GMT 1
Bulletproof glass tits.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Jun 12, 2020 8:23:43 GMT 1
My dog must've been having a nice dream earlier today, as he was wagging in his sleep.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 12, 2020 11:59:37 GMT 1
Yo mama's so fat, she jumped out of a plane and got stuck in the sky
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Post by Grandmaster on Jun 12, 2020 15:34:48 GMT 1
Picking up food. Glad we still have that.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jun 15, 2020 17:51:45 GMT 1
As a friend to the children, Commend me the Yak. You will find it exactly the thing. It will carry and fetch, You can ride on its back, Or lead it about with a string. The Tartar who dwells in the plains of Thibet (A desolate region of snow) Has for centuries made it a nursery pet, And surely the Tartar would know! Then tell your papa Where the Yak can be got, And if he is awfully rich, He will buy you the creature— Or else he will not. (I cannot be positive which.) “The Yak,” by Hilaire Belloc.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 16, 2020 11:00:50 GMT 1
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Post by Grandmaster on Jun 19, 2020 5:56:53 GMT 1
Getting into the office at 6 am and finding out the system is down and having the support desk starting at 7 am
Yes its one of those days.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jun 29, 2020 2:39:02 GMT 1
Is it embarrassing to say my favorite Amy Adams performance is from Night at the Museum 2?
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2020 13:54:07 GMT 1
Geronimo!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jul 6, 2020 22:06:34 GMT 1
Radio-commercial speech is so inane that it somehow becomes poetry.
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