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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Dec 14, 2021 23:59:29 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Dec 15, 2021 0:28:52 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Dec 16, 2021 19:35:58 GMT 1
Mark N. Flancott @mark_N_Flancott Just when I thought all hope was gone that was when I met Tim Garreal who made my little $700 no this is not a Twitter con seriously believe me become something worth so much incredibly much more. Now I don’t have to work ever or depend on a paycheck. Can’t thank you enough @tim_garreal12.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Dec 22, 2021 21:34:26 GMT 1
I actually once used the word polyhedral in a poem. I did not, alas and alack, rhyme it with cathedral.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Dec 29, 2021 4:38:39 GMT 1
Still fighting.
It's a shame how they treat their full-thyme employees.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Dec 29, 2021 21:20:29 GMT 1
Cop: “Hey, you can’t make love in public.”
Maurice: “I can make love anywhere.”
Cop: “No, you can’t!”
Jeanette: “Oh, but, officer, he can.”
Maurice: “Darling!”
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 11, 2022 23:14:43 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Jan 27, 2022 17:45:39 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 28, 2022 3:41:10 GMT 1
I’m about 20 mins. into a movie called Devil’s Island in which the plot consists of a girl going to an island…bouncing a ping-pong ball…listening to music…dancing…leaving the island…going to the grocery store…buying chips and veggies…meeting up with someone about boat repairs…returning to the island…chopping the vegetables she bought…having a drink on the porch…going to bed…hearing a noise at night…going out to investigate…finding nothing…going back to bed…waking up the next morning like nothing happened…and eating breakfast. I repeat, 20 mins. into a movie called Devil’s Island.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Feb 1, 2022 19:35:17 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Feb 16, 2022 22:50:56 GMT 1
Ahsolated.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2022 23:10:02 GMT 1
Would you like hot sauce or ketchup?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2022 0:26:00 GMT 1
And Elsa suddenly detonated a bomb in Jasmine's palace. So begins the war of the Disney princesses
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Feb 17, 2022 4:38:10 GMT 1
Chekov: I was making a little joke, sir. Spock: Extremely little, Ensign.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Feb 17, 2022 18:00:14 GMT 1
I’m a bit surprised to learn that Samuel L. Jackson watches his own movies. I can barely watch my own movies because I’m always criticizing everything I did and thinking I could have done everything better, and my movies are stuff I did with a camcorder in the backyard for a high school filmmaking class! Also, this is immensely entertaining:
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Feb 23, 2022 23:57:52 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Feb 24, 2022 2:55:31 GMT 1
Man those dudes that work at 7/11 are disgruntled AF. He didn’t give me change and when I asked for it he looked like he was gonna stab me with the snickers bar. But I wasn’t leaving without that nickel. No sir!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Feb 24, 2022 3:01:48 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Feb 24, 2022 3:10:49 GMT 1
^^^^^^^^^^ Mandela confimed.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Feb 26, 2022 23:11:37 GMT 1
My grandfather sounded the alarm on the Titanic early. He knew it was going to sink. He felt it in his bones. He kept complaining that it could sink any moment until finally they kicked him out of the theater.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2022 0:10:01 GMT 1
I have the eyes of a certain bird. But I have no helmet, and that’s absurd.
Who am I?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 1, 2022 7:05:19 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Mar 1, 2022 18:01:15 GMT 1
I have the eyes of a certain bird. But I have no helmet, and that’s absurd. Who am I?
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Mar 4, 2022 19:08:35 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Mar 10, 2022 22:54:09 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Mar 13, 2022 17:55:54 GMT 1
Lose Yourself video I was in the back Superman video I was in the back
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Mar 14, 2022 4:47:50 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Mar 15, 2022 13:05:25 GMT 1
Beware the Ides of March!
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Mar 19, 2022 20:15:05 GMT 1
Street rat I dont buy that,
If only they'd look closer Would they see a poor boy No sir-ree,
If only they'd find out There's so much more To meeeeeeee...
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Mar 24, 2022 16:28:13 GMT 1
“Someone followed me again last night.”
“Nah, you’re just being paranoid.”
“I’m telling you, they’re on to me.”
“Come on, nobody could recognize you after all that plastic surgery.”
“That’s what Marlene thought.”
“Marlene got sloppy. She never should’ve gone back to Zurich.”
“I just don’t want any more bloodshed.”
“Relax. You’re home free.”
“You don’t know the Woodchuck and his ways.”
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