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Post by Grandmaster on Mar 24, 2022 18:20:13 GMT 1
What do you mean with I have to clean the house myself this week?
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Mar 28, 2022 17:27:20 GMT 1
Sure, Adolf Hitler’s death in a bunker has been well documented and extensively written about, but WHAT IF a random skeleton told you that wasn’t the real story? I don’t know about you, but that’s all the proof I need! Tell us more, random skeleton!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Mar 29, 2022 23:10:19 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Apr 3, 2022 18:22:04 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Apr 8, 2022 21:12:40 GMT 1
I’m sorry. I’m afraid I have picked up the habit from Maisie. Maisie is my fiancée. When she wants to say how she did a thing, she just shows you. She acts it out. It was the night she told me how she slipped and fell on the icy pavement on Seventy-second Street, that we became engaged. Well, as I say, there I was, falling past another floor, looking about me in all directions. The hills of New Jersey looked magnificent. A high-flying pigeon coasted in my direction, and regarded me with a round eye, devoid of any expression whatsoever. Then he banked and sheered off. I could see the people in the street below, or rather their hats, jammed as closely as black pebbles on a beach. Even as I looked, one or two of these black pebbles suddenly turned white. I realized I was attracting attention.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Apr 18, 2022 21:14:28 GMT 1
EXPUNGE THE FUNG*!
*Pronounced funge, rhyming with grunge.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 18, 2022 21:16:50 GMT 1
Dr. Ackbar’s Non-Fungible Fungicide Cream for Non-Existent Toenails
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Apr 18, 2022 22:32:52 GMT 1
Dr. Ackbar’s Non-Fungible Fungicide Cream for Non-Existent Toenails
I JUST BOUGHT 657 TUBES FOR MY REPULSIVE NON-EXISTENT TOENAILS!
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Apr 19, 2022 17:10:16 GMT 1
Muffy.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Apr 20, 2022 16:36:58 GMT 1
Her scheme in April Fool’s Day was quite something.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on May 4, 2022 23:11:38 GMT 1
WHO IS GINA ADAMS?
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on May 5, 2022 20:45:53 GMT 1
“Whew! That is one crazy getup you got there, fella. Are you in the show?”
“Uh, no, actually, I’m English.”
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Post by AQUA CAT! on May 12, 2022 7:40:40 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA CAT! on May 15, 2022 20:41:15 GMT 1
She's in to superstitions, Black cats and voodoo dolls...
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jun 3, 2022 19:36:35 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Jun 16, 2022 23:05:31 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jun 17, 2022 4:06:17 GMT 1
“Funny thing is, Patrick’s net disintegrated yesterday.”
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Post by Deleted on Jun 21, 2022 7:48:48 GMT 1
The sith lord wouldn’t die so I put it in the pie.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jun 21, 2022 16:14:34 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Jun 21, 2022 18:51:28 GMT 1
Since you never gave a damn in the first place, Maybe it's time you had the tables turned 'Cause in the interest of all involved
I got the problem solved And the verdict is GUILTY!!
MAN NEARLY KILLED ME STEPPING WHERE YOU FEAR TO TREAD STOP DROP AND ROLL YOU WERE DEAD FROM THE GET-GO BIG MOUTHFUCKER, STUPID COCKSUCKER IF YOU'RE SCARED OF ME N---
Okay that's enough Slipknot for today.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Jun 23, 2022 2:40:07 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Jul 17, 2022 4:22:44 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jul 19, 2022 4:12:41 GMT 1
The world seems to consist of a hotel lobby and a dozen rooms, two of which may actually be the same high-school gymnasium with different curtains hung over the back wall.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Jul 20, 2022 23:23:47 GMT 1
Fucknuts.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Jul 26, 2022 3:09:37 GMT 1
"I'll always remember you, Fry -- Memory deleted"
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Aug 4, 2022 22:37:00 GMT 1
Hunting the Squirrel.—An amuse- ment practised by post-boys and stage-coachmen, which consists in following a one-horse chaise, and driving it before them; then passing close to it, so as to brush the wheels, and by other means terrifying any woman or person that may be in it.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Aug 11, 2022 21:55:04 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Aug 17, 2022 22:51:46 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2022 2:56:54 GMT 1
What do you mean with I have to clean the house myself this week? You sound like my ex wife again! Whoa! Hey! KAPOW!
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Aug 31, 2022 21:39:06 GMT 1
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