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Post by Deleted on Mar 18, 2021 11:25:25 GMT 1
Frank - FTW But... I don't really know what's going on. That's just a default answer. It's just who you think would win in a fight between those two. You can elaborate if you wish. Although in the previous posts, it also mentions weapons and handicaps/edges that the two have
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 19, 2021 16:06:58 GMT 1
It's a tough decision but I'm going to give it to the bride. I feel like being injured is a bigger handicap for frank.
Frank castle will get another shot in the losers bracket.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 19, 2021 16:18:10 GMT 1
Alright onto the second round of the tournament.
The fight that is kicking this off is Green Arrow vs Hawkeye. Two expert marksmen who have famously used the bow and arrow. But will either of them get to bring it? Let's find out!
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 19, 2021 16:20:50 GMT 1
Alright let's see what weapon and handicap or edge Green Arrow is getting...
His weapon is...
A Circular Saw...
Let's see if he rolls a handicap or a edge...
Neither...
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 19, 2021 16:24:29 GMT 1
It's Hawkeye turn!
And his weapon is....
A crowbar...
Let's see if he's getting a handicap or a edge...
Hawkeye is getting a handicap
What's his handicap...
Just saw Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton having sex (temporarily blinded for 60 seconds)
Lmao
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 19, 2021 16:25:57 GMT 1
Let's see where this fight is taking place...
A sports bar!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 19, 2021 16:26:11 GMT 1
It's Hawkeye turn! And his weapon is.... A crowbar... Let's see if he's getting a handicap or a edge... Hawkeye is getting a handicap What's his handicap... Just saw Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton having sex (temporarily blinded for 60 seconds) Lmao Blindness lasts 60 secs but a special version of ptsd is forever lol
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 19, 2021 16:28:40 GMT 1
So to recap:
It's Green Arrow vs Hawkeye at a sports bar.
Green Arrow is armed with a circular saw and has no handicap or edge.
Hawkeye is armed with a crowbar and is handicap by being temporarily blinded for 60 seconds after seeing Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton having sex.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Mar 19, 2021 20:11:48 GMT 1
Hot damn were Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump having sex at that sports bar?
Moving on extremely quickly...
I don't have a real person's face to put behind Green Arrow. Instinct says the crowbar is the better weapon. Easier to carry, swing, etc. It's easier to throw to, so if Hawkeye does that then he better not miss or he'll have no weapon.
Green Arrows best bet in my opinion is to find some sort of marble or porcelain surface (not wood), smash it with the saw and make his own throwing ammunition. After a minute of Hawkeye dodging and batting away shards of broken surfaces with the crowbar, Green Arrow takes a bar stool, rips off a leg and throws the rest of the stool at Hawkeye while leaping over the bar. They have a stool-leg v crowbar sword fight. Green Arrow backs up, leading Hawkeye towards the bar where he left the saw, takes a hard shot from Hawkeye that sends him back over the bar, grabs the saw and lets Hawkeye essentially dive onto it, impaling himself.
Mortally wounded but not dead, Hawkeye grabs Arrow in a body scissors, puts his head in a headlock, grabs a nearby shard of something and stabs Arrow's shoulder 20 times inside of a minute, determined to take that arm out of the fight. Arrow struggles to use his free hand, grabs the saw, places it over the previous wound and sinks his entire body weight onto it, grinding it into Hawkeye further before rolling off of him.
Hawkeye ain't dead but Green Arrow won.
I honestly have no idea how this fight would really turn out. If bows and arrows were involved.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Mar 19, 2021 20:14:58 GMT 1
It's Hawkeye turn! And his weapon is.... A crowbar... Let's see if he's getting a handicap or a edge... Hawkeye is getting a handicap What's his handicap... Just saw Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton having sex (temporarily blinded for 60 seconds) Lmao Blindness lasts 60 secs but a special version of ptsd is forever lol I know! I'm amazed Hawkeye didn't have his eyeballs taken out and the holes cemented over.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 20, 2021 21:29:19 GMT 1
Anyone else? @raimiackbar? @weirdraptor? AQUA JAR!™?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2021 4:18:18 GMT 1
Anyone else? @raimiackbar ? @weirdraptor ? AQUA JAR!™ ? Same question as before: Is HAWKEYE wearing his lovely HELMET?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2021 10:39:20 GMT 1
Honestly I duno lol. This is hard but since Clint is blinded for 60 secs, Oliver takes that opportunity to hurl the saw at his head for a clean decapitation. GAME OVER in bloody writing
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 21, 2021 16:16:58 GMT 1
Anyone else? @raimiackbar ? @weirdraptor ? AQUA JAR!™ ? Same question as before: Is HAWKEYE wearing his lovely HELMET? Absolutely!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2021 17:48:04 GMT 1
Same question as before: Is HAWKEYE wearing his lovely HELMET? Absolutely! Oh! He wins then. He is invincible when wearing the mighty HEMLET.
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Post by AQUA JAMES! on Mar 21, 2021 21:24:08 GMT 1
Maybe Green Arrow. Not too sure to be honest.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 22, 2021 17:07:32 GMT 1
Yeah this is a tough one to call.
Once again Hawkeye is in a crowded place so even with the temporary blindness he could try to hide out in the crowd until he's ready.
Arrow is armed with a Circular Saw, once he revs that up and the crowd sees him with it, chaos is going to erupt.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 24, 2021 13:23:15 GMT 1
Alright it's time to move this along. I'm going to give this to Green Arrow.
Hawkeye will get another shot in the losers bracket.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 24, 2021 13:28:58 GMT 1
So the next one is Conan the Barbarian vs John Wick.
Let's see where the fight is taken place...
Old West Town
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 24, 2021 13:33:02 GMT 1
Let's see what weapon and handicap or edge Conan getting...
His weapon is...
A Sickle and Hammer!
Let's see if he's getting a handicap or a edge...
He's getting a edge!
What's his edge...
High on PCP (can't feel pain)
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 24, 2021 13:36:56 GMT 1
Now it's John Wick turn...
His weapon is...
A crossbow!
Let's see if he's getting a handicap or a edge...
He's getting a handicap!
What's John's handicap...
Recently vowed to never fight again and is reluctant to break it.
Wow
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 24, 2021 13:40:11 GMT 1
So to recap:
It's Conan the Barbarian vs John Wick at a Old West Town.
Conan Is armed with a Sickle and Hammer and is given the edge of being on PCP which means he can't feel pain.
John wick is armed with a crossbow and is handicap by a recent vow to never fight again, which he's reluctant to break it.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2021 17:37:39 GMT 1
I give it to Conan
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Mar 24, 2021 22:57:50 GMT 1
So to recap: It's Conan the Barbarian vs John Wick at a Old West Town. Conan Is armed with a Sickle and Hammer and is given the edge of being on PCP which means he can't feel pain. John wick is armed with a crossbow and is handicap by a recent vow to never fight again, which he's reluctant to break it. Conan. I would pick John Wick but his handicap is too much. Mid-fight isn't the time to contemplate your place in the universe. Not wanting to fight during a fight is the same as having one knee already on the ground. John Wick the movie happened because 3 losers got the best of him because his head wasn't in it.
John Wick should win all things being equal but I say Conan dusts his ass.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2021 12:14:11 GMT 1
Pass. Dont know enough about Conan
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Post by AQUA JAMES! on Mar 26, 2021 5:37:34 GMT 1
Sorry Mr. Wick, but Conan curbstomps.
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