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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 12, 2021 2:58:17 GMT 1
Alright let's see what Black Widow gets for a weapon...
A Machete!
Alright let's see if she gets a handicap or a edge...
She Also gets an edge!
Let's see what her edge is...
Gets a coked out Raccoon to assist them...
Already then.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 12, 2021 3:01:00 GMT 1
Sotomayor recap, it's Lara Croft vs Black Widow at a Sex Toy Factory.
Lara is armed with a whip and gets a crazed Spider Monkey to assist her.
Black Widow is armed with a Machete and gets coked out Raccoon to assist them.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Mar 12, 2021 3:12:59 GMT 1
Sotomayor recap, it's Lara Croft vs Black Widow at a Sex Toy Factory. Lara is armed with a whip and gets a crazed Spider Monkey to assist her. Black Widow is armed with a Machete and gets coked out Raccoon to assist them. Firstly, just wanted to say apologies for not contributing before now. By the time I checked out the thread each Round, many different outcomes had already been presented, thus not really leaving me with much to add. But I'm here bright and early this Round! Secondly...this^ is, like, the BEST scenario put forth thus far. Lara Croft and Black Widow in a sex toy factory with a crazed spider monkey and coked-out raccoon to assist them? I don't think it's going to get much better than that. I think they'd be fairly evenly matched. I mean, sure, Natasha is a Russian agent trained as a spy, martial artist, and sniper...but on the other hand, Lara punches sharks. I think crazed spider monkey would defeat coked-out raccoon, but as for the ladies...I could see Lara taking Natasha's machete from her using her whip, but Natasha running at her and sliding between Lara's legs to deliver a cooch-punch, which would weaken her. Natasha, professional assassin that she is, would then lop off Lara's head with her machete whilst she was in a weakened state.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2021 3:54:42 GMT 1
Black Widow at a sex toy factory, you say?
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 12, 2021 17:23:19 GMT 1
Anyone else? Unfortunately I noticed a dropoff in participants
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Mar 12, 2021 19:16:23 GMT 1
Not that I'm mean or anything, but whatever the result I hope the racoon gets taken out in the collateral damage. Maybe the purple dildo bat from before is in stock in this place. Lara Croft is alright. She's pretty resourceful, I guess. Outmatched by Black Widow. She could toy with her, no pun intended because of the location. The whip is strong and Croft might keep some distance between them but once Widow's in, she'll cut part of Croft's lower body, thighs or hips, to take away the power in the swing. Then she'll do some incredible Scott Steiner before-his-Big-Poppa-Pump-days Frankensteiner on her, take her down, contemplate slitting her throat with the sword before opting to knock her out with it instead. Croft is done. Black Widow whips the racoon on the way out. Crowd goes wild.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2021 19:47:48 GMT 1
I’d give a detailed account of what I think would happen but it would likely violate the proboards rules on explicit content.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Mar 12, 2021 22:56:24 GMT 1
I admit I didn't have the two of them taking advantage of their surroundings in the scenario I came up with.
Someone more well-versed in the variety of sex toys could possibly write a scenario where they throw/hit each other with every available one in that store.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2021 23:40:21 GMT 1
I admit I didn't have the two of them taking advantage of their surroundings in the scenario I came up with. Someone more well-versed in the variety of sex toys could possibly write a scenario where they throw/hit each other with every available one in that store. Well, for starters you could have had them- *the remainder of this post has been removed by Admin and @raimiackbar has been banned from proboards*
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2021 1:20:50 GMT 1
Black Widow would win obviously right? Too highly trained. She would also take advantage of her environment. Makeshift traps and weapons galore! Many hiding places but let's be honest, only Lara would be hiding The coon would be Rocket. Oh yeah I'm a baller
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2021 1:22:35 GMT 1
Natasha to Lara, "Let's play hide the sex toy."
Muahahaha
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Mar 13, 2021 1:38:49 GMT 1
I don't know why they even have to fight. Can't they just shoot a porno together and make money?
Though one might kill the other to steal their half of the profit.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 14, 2021 15:58:54 GMT 1
So here's my take on it:
Lara Croft and Black Widow meet up at a sex toy Factory. I'm guessing that Widow is undercover and Lara may be there undercover as well.
At one point a crazed Spider Monkey shows up as well as a raccoon on cocaine. I'm assuming that these two get sic on each other like a Pokemon battle. Obviously the Spider Monkey is going to rip the raccoon in half.
So this fight is basically going to be a handicap fight where Black Widow has to fight off both Lara and the Crazed Spider Monkey.
So that's where it may be tricky.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 15, 2021 16:54:51 GMT 1
Well it's a tough call but I'm going to give it to Black Widow.
Natasha has far more experience in combat and with the Machete I'm sure she'll take out the Spider Monkey pretty easily.
Well Lara does have a bit of a range weapon with the whip, Natasha can easily get around it.
Lara Croft will get another shot in the losers bracket.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 15, 2021 16:56:33 GMT 1
Now we're on the last round of the entry level.
The last two remaining fighters are:
The Punisher
Vs
The Bride (from Kill Bill)
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 15, 2021 16:58:26 GMT 1
Let's see where our two combatants will fight at....
A High school...
Ooh those poor kids and teachers...
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 15, 2021 17:02:13 GMT 1
Alright let's see what weapon Punisher is going to get and if he's going to get a edge or a handicap...
Punisher weapon is....a scapel...
Let's see what his roll is for a handicap or edge is....
He's getting a handicap!
Okay what's his handicap....
Is injured from a previous fight. Oh shit!
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 15, 2021 17:05:46 GMT 1
Okay now it's the bride turn...
Her weapon is....a switch blade!
Now let's see if she rolls a handicap or a edge...
She too is getting a handicap!
Let's see what her handicap is...
She's exhausted!
Oh damn this got interesting...
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 15, 2021 17:08:10 GMT 1
So to recap:
The fight is The Punisher vs The Bride at a high school.
Punisher is armed with a scapel but is handicap by being injured from a previous fight.
The Bride gets a Switch Blade but is handicap by being Exhausted.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Mar 15, 2021 21:51:21 GMT 1
So to recap: The fight is The Punisher vs The Bride at a high school. Punisher is armed with a scapel but is handicap by being injured from a previous fight. The Bride gets a Switch Blade but is handicap by being Exhausted. That's a tough one. Good match. That's a serious handicap the Bride gets. May turn the battle. Injury from a previous fights seems like exactly the motivation Punisher needs. Sometimes I think he needs to be beaten up just to get warmed up.
If they give each other the runaround, she'll recoup some energy faster than he can treat his wounds. After a very dangerous fist-fight involving being thrown on the ground, against lockers and trophy cases and tear off locker doors to throw at each other, he'll overpower her with some sort of wrestling arm-bar and that's when she'll stab his dominant arm, paralyzing his arm. Realizing this makes him a dead man, he'll release the hold before she breaks it, toss the scalpel at her and demand that she finish the job.
He ultimately commits suicide by combat. Understanding his pain, she obliges, asks if he'd like her to do some five point palm technique and let him take his final steps with dignity. He says don't bother, I was a soldier once, let me die like one, please. They both seem to share an understanding that despite how nasty their fight got, they were never each other's real enemy.
She kills him. Scalpel to the jugular, instant death. Saddened and exhausted, the Bride moves on.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Mar 16, 2021 0:13:27 GMT 1
I imagine them stumbling around like two drunks, having a big long fight throughout every classroom, ending in the science lab where a teacher's about to demonstrate to the students how to dissect a frog...until the Bride proceeds to dissect the Punisher and shows how it's done (she may be exhausted, but if she can figure out what his injury from a previous fight is, she can take advantage of that).
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2021 1:24:01 GMT 1
So to recap: The fight is The Punisher vs The Bride at a high school. Punisher is armed with a scapel but is handicap by being injured from a previous fight. The Bride gets a Switch Blade but is handicap by being Exhausted. That's a tough one. Good match. That's a serious handicap the Bride gets. May turn the battle. Injury from a previous fights seems like exactly the motivation Punisher needs. Sometimes I think he needs to be beaten up just to get warmed up.
If they give each other the runaround, she'll recoup some energy faster than he can treat his wounds. After a very dangerous fist-fight involving being thrown on the ground, against lockers and trophy cases and tear off locker doors to throw at each other, he'll overpower her with some sort of wrestling arm-bar and that's when she'll stab his dominant arm, paralyzing his arm. Realizing this makes him a dead man, he'll release the hold before she breaks it, toss the scalpel at her and demand that she finish the job.
He ultimately commits suicide by combat. Understanding his pain, she obliges, asks if he'd like her to do some five point palm technique and let him take his final steps with dignity. He says don't bother, I was a soldier once, let me die like one, please. They both seem to share an understanding that despite how nasty their fight got, they were never each other's real enemy.
She kills him. Scalpel to the jugular, instant death. Saddened and exhausted, the Bride moves on.
That's poetry man lol
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Post by AQUA JAMES! on Mar 16, 2021 1:57:30 GMT 1
The Bride. From the perspective of the handicaps, I think being exhausted has nothing on getting injured. Also, the Bride was able to singlehandedly take down all members of Crazy 88.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2021 2:04:40 GMT 1
Im gona go with Frank due to brute strength. C'mon it's Uma guys LOL. Just look at her, she's a snap-able twig
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Mar 16, 2021 18:38:52 GMT 1
That's a tough one. Good match. That's a serious handicap the Bride gets. May turn the battle. Injury from a previous fights seems like exactly the motivation Punisher needs. Sometimes I think he needs to be beaten up just to get warmed up.
If they give each other the runaround, she'll recoup some energy faster than he can treat his wounds. After a very dangerous fist-fight involving being thrown on the ground, against lockers and trophy cases and tear off locker doors to throw at each other, he'll overpower her with some sort of wrestling arm-bar and that's when she'll stab his dominant arm, paralyzing his arm. Realizing this makes him a dead man, he'll release the hold before she breaks it, toss the scalpel at her and demand that she finish the job.
He ultimately commits suicide by combat. Understanding his pain, she obliges, asks if he'd like her to do some five point palm technique and let him take his final steps with dignity. He says don't bother, I was a soldier once, let me die like one, please. They both seem to share an understanding that despite how nasty their fight got, they were never each other's real enemy.
She kills him. Scalpel to the jugular, instant death. Saddened and exhausted, the Bride moves on.
That's poetry man lol Thanks
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 17, 2021 13:31:43 GMT 1
This is definitely a good pick between fighters, possibly my favorite. But unfortunately due to the Handicaps and the location, I feel like The Bride would win this.
The Punisher being injured aside, I feel like he would also be handicap by the fact that he's in a environment filled with young teenagers. Which he wouldn't want any harm done to them. I think the bride could use that to her advantage.
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Post by Lord Death Man on Mar 17, 2021 16:43:19 GMT 1
Frank - FTW But... I don't really know what's going on. That's just a default answer.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 18, 2021 1:35:51 GMT 1
This is definitely a good pick between fighters, possibly my favorite. But unfortunately due to the Handicaps and the location, I feel like The Bride would win this. The Punisher being injured aside, I feel like he would also be handicap by the fact that he's in a environment filled with young teenagers. Which he wouldn't want any harm done to them. I think the bride could use that to her advantage. You know the more I think of it I can see Frank pulling the fire alarm so that the kids and teachers will evacuate the school, leaving just him and the bride to fight it out. I do like AQUA CAT! idea of them using lockers and objects in the environment as weapons in the fight.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Mar 18, 2021 2:28:27 GMT 1
This is definitely a good pick between fighters, possibly my favorite. But unfortunately due to the Handicaps and the location, I feel like The Bride would win this. The Punisher being injured aside, I feel like he would also be handicap by the fact that he's in a environment filled with young teenagers. Which he wouldn't want any harm done to them. I think the bride could use that to her advantage. You know the more I think of it I can see Frank pulling the fire alarm so that the kids and teachers will evacuate the school, leaving just him and the bride to fight it out. I do like AQUA CAT! idea of them using lockers and objects in the environment as weapons in the fight. In my head it was pretty violent, and nighttime too! It's amazing what our imaginations see even with the conditions.
The Bride was on the run. This nasty hallway fight played out with her backing up as her tried to overwhelm her with brawling. It almost worked. He's surgical with a gun but he's a bulldog in close combat. Ultimately (in my opinion) she has more to live for, whereas he exists listlessly between purposes, is content to be thought of as dead because a lot of him already is.
I didn't even consider the fact she could yank his eyeball clean out.
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