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Post by ArArArchStanton on Mar 7, 2021 15:15:07 GMT 1
I visited my parents the other night and my dad was watching one of the Wick movies on cable. I’ve #NeverSeenIt, but it seemed to literally just be two straight hours of him shooting people with no break in action. So far I’ve only seen the first one. And yeah that was my experience. Honestly I didn’t quite get it. Reminded me of A History of Violence actually, where this criminal organization gets revealed after the climax has taken place, and then it’s just a long process of taking them out.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2021 19:26:00 GMT 1
I visited my parents the other night and my dad was watching one of the Wick movies on cable. I’ve #NeverSeenIt, but it seemed to literally just be two straight hours of him shooting people with no break in action. So far I’ve only seen the first one. And yeah that was my experience. Honestly I didn’t quite get it. Reminded me of A History of Violence actually, where this criminal organization gets revealed after the climax has taken place, and then it’s just a long process of taking them out. Yeah, I can enjoy a good action flick on occasion, but this one looked like a Call of Duty game in live action. I’m not sure which one I was watching though.
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Post by Loki on Mar 7, 2021 19:53:46 GMT 1
I'm of the of same thought that John Wick would win because he's more aggressive.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 8, 2021 15:02:47 GMT 1
When I get home I'll set up the next fight, feel free to make any final pitch for the fight.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 8, 2021 19:57:37 GMT 1
Okay this was a tough one but a winner needs to be decided. So I'm giving this to John Wick solely because he's a assassin who doesn't fuck around, especially when his life on literal timer.
James Bond will get another chance in the losers bracket.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 8, 2021 20:04:27 GMT 1
Alright on to the next fight. Let's see who's fighting who...
Fighter 1...
Man with No name
Alright and fighter 2 is...
John Mcclane!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2021 20:08:38 GMT 1
Alright on to the next fight. Let's see who's fighting who... Fighter 1... Man with No name Alright and fighter 2 is... John Mcclane! Gonna have to go with my boy John. He is more resourceful.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 8, 2021 20:11:07 GMT 1
Alright let's see where they're fighting...
The Oval Office
Wow
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 8, 2021 20:15:26 GMT 1
Let's see what weapon and handicap or what edge The Man with No name gets.
Weapon: a AA-12 shot gun. Wow
Let's see if he rolls a handicap or edge.
He gets an Edge!
What's his Edge....
He snorted 5 lines of coke which means he has hyper focus and energy.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 8, 2021 20:18:38 GMT 1
Let's see what weapon and handicap or edge John gets.
Weapon: a nail gun...
Let's see if he rolls a edge or Handicap.
An edge. Okay let's see what his edge is...
Berserker rage.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 8, 2021 20:21:45 GMT 1
So to recap:
It's the Man with no name vs John McClane
They're fighting in the Oval Office.
Man with no name gets a AA-12 shotgun and has the edge of snorting 5 lines of coke.
John McClane has a nail gun and has Berserker Rage as an edge.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 8, 2021 20:24:29 GMT 1
Let's see what weapon and handicap or what edge The Man with No name gets. Weapon: a AA-12 shot gun. Wow Let's see if he rolls a handicap or edge. He gets an Edge! What's his Edge.... He snorted 5 lines of coke which means he has hyper focus and energy. I lol'ed picturing Clint getting high as a mofo 😂
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 9, 2021 1:25:37 GMT 1
Alright here's my take on this fight:
The Man with No Name is at the Oval Office snorting cocaine, possibly with Joe Biden?
John McClane shows up armed with a Nail Gun and is in a Berserker rage.
Now since TMWN is armed with a fully aut shotgun and is hyper focus thanks to the cocaine,I don't see how McClane can win this. His ass would be blown away, Berserker rage or not.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2021 2:12:46 GMT 1
The cowboy ODs 10min later. Dead and done.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Mar 9, 2021 3:44:17 GMT 1
The nail gun's no use unless you press it against them. I say the man with no name takes this. I actually think McClane could take him in different circumstances but the weapons make all the difference. That and the oval office being so confined. If it were elsewhere then McClane might give him the runabout but it's weapon v weapon.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2021 6:59:02 GMT 1
The Man with No Name is the coolest character in movie history. He wins easily.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 10, 2021 18:39:56 GMT 1
Well I guess it's safe to say that Man with no name won this.
Unfortunately it was a really bad roll for John.
But he will get another chance in the losers bracket!
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 10, 2021 18:47:22 GMT 1
Alright on to the next fight!
Let's see who is fighting who...
Fighter 1: Han Solo!
Fighter 2: Batgirl!
Let's see where they're fighting at...
WWE wrestling Ring during a live show...
Well at least this one got an audience.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 10, 2021 18:50:20 GMT 1
Let's see what weapon Han getting and if he's getting a handicap or a edge.
Weapon: a Staff...
Alright let's see if he will roll a handicap or a edge...
He's getting a handicap!
What's his handicap...
Has explosive Diarrhea...
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 10, 2021 18:53:06 GMT 1
Okay let's see what weapon batgirl getting...
A Giant Purple Dildo Bat...
alright now let's see if she's getting a handicap or a edge...
She's getting neither!
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 10, 2021 18:55:33 GMT 1
Okay to recap it's Han Solo vs Batgirl in a WWE wrestling ring and it's being filmed live.
Han Solo armed with a staff and is handicap by having explosive Diarrhea.
Batgirl is armed with the Purple Dildo bat from Saints Row 3 and doesn't have a handicap or a edge.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Mar 10, 2021 20:50:51 GMT 1
This purple dildo bat is definitely a baseball bat, right? Or at least can be used like a bat, and pretty much is a bat? I don't think Batgirl would want to kill Solo, or enjoy killing him if she has to. That to me would be his advantage over her. He'd shoot first if he had his pistol. She's way too clever and skilled for him, in my opinion.
If he didn't have explosive diarrhea he might land a desperate backhand or a kick to one of her legs, but she'll kill him. He's an ordinary guy in a world he never made and she has Batman training and a weapon of ass destruction. I Googled it. That's some bat.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 10, 2021 20:55:46 GMT 1
This purple dildo bat is definitely a baseball bat, right? Or at least can be used like a bat, and pretty much is a bat? I don't think Batgirl would want to kill Solo, or enjoy killing him if she has to. That to me would be his advantage over her. He'd shoot first if he had his pistol. She's way too clever and skilled for him, in my opinion.
If he didn't have explosive diarrhea he might land a desperate backhand or a kick to one of her legs, but she'll kill him. He's an ordinary guy in a world he never made and she has Batman training and a weapon of ass destruction. I Googled it. That's some bat.
Lol I was going to post a picture of it but I wasn't sure if it would be safe for the TOS. I didn't want to risk Grandmaster site over it.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Mar 10, 2021 21:11:27 GMT 1
This purple dildo bat is definitely a baseball bat, right? Or at least can be used like a bat, and pretty much is a bat? I don't think Batgirl would want to kill Solo, or enjoy killing him if she has to. That to me would be his advantage over her. He'd shoot first if he had his pistol. She's way too clever and skilled for him, in my opinion.
If he didn't have explosive diarrhea he might land a desperate backhand or a kick to one of her legs, but she'll kill him. He's an ordinary guy in a world he never made and she has Batman training and a weapon of ass destruction. I Googled it. That's some bat.
Lol I was going to post a picture of it but I wasn't sure if it would be safe for the TOS. I didn't want to risk Grandmaster site over it. Good on you, I think that's the responsible approach.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 11, 2021 1:43:36 GMT 1
Alright I guess I'll do my take on this fight.
Han Solo and Batgirl meet up at a WWE event a d somehow make it into the ring. Maybe Vince booked a special match?
Anyhow Han brought a staff and apparently fell ill and has explosive Diarrhea.
Batgirl brought a purple dildo bat and is healthier than Han.
I sure the smell isn't pleasant for Batgirl, but I see nothing that can't be dealt with. She's very acrobatic which is fitting for the location their fighting in. She can easily over power Han since he's not in the top shape he would need to be in to take her on.
By the way I feel bad for the persom who has to clean up that shit on the ring.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2021 2:06:36 GMT 1
This purple dildo bat is definitely a baseball bat, right? Or at least can be used like a bat, and pretty much is a bat? I don't think Batgirl would want to kill Solo, or enjoy killing him if she has to. That to me would be his advantage over her. He'd shoot first if he had his pistol. She's way too clever and skilled for him, in my opinion.
If he didn't have explosive diarrhea he might land a desperate backhand or a kick to one of her legs, but she'll kill him. He's an ordinary guy in a world he never made and she has Batman training and a weapon of ass destruction. I Googled it. That's some bat.
Indeed it is lol. Huuuuge
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Post by Deleted on Mar 11, 2021 2:10:55 GMT 1
Alright I guess I'll do my take on this fight. Han Solo and Batgirl meet up at a WWE event a d somehow make it into the ring. Maybe Vince booked a special match? Anyhow Han brought a staff and apparently fell ill and has explosive Diarrhea. Batgirl brought a purple dildo bat and is healthier than Han. I sure the smell isn't pleasant for Batgirl, but I see nothing that can't be dealt with. She's very acrobatic which is fitting for the location their fighting in. She can easily over power Han since he's not in the top shape he would need to be in to take her on. By the way I feel bad for the persom who has to clean up that shit on the ring. Pretty much have to agree. Although, who knows explosive diarrhea might be one of Batgirl's weaknesses? She might be one of those girls that goes eeek and just stand there frozen. Sure she has had experience with Clayface . Anyway it's possible. Also should Han use it as a weapon going in back first and using it like some spray or fountain, taking inspiration from some crazy hobo then all the training in the world couldnt prepare you for that lol
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 12, 2021 2:35:02 GMT 1
Alright I guess I'll close this fight.
Sorry Han but Batgirl wins this.
But don't worry you'll get a second chance in the losers bracket.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 12, 2021 2:49:13 GMT 1
Alright time for the next fight.
We're actually approaching the end of round one!
Let's see who the fighters are!
Fighter 1: Lara Croft!
Fighter 2: Black Widow!
This is going to be a good fight! Well hopefully.
Let's see where they're fighting...
Sex Toy Factory
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 12, 2021 2:53:46 GMT 1
Alright let's see what weapon Lara going to bring...
A Whip...
Okay not too bad for her.
Let's see if she gets a handicap or a edge...
She's getting a Edge!
Okay what's her edge...
Gets a crazed Spider Monkey to assist them...
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