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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2021 15:09:18 GMT 1
I say Hawkeye wins, simply because he's a trained, tactical fighter. He probs can get a knife or a gun in that nightclub lol. Easy to hide due to obvious reasons. Imagining MCU Hawkeye here
Indy is an archaeologist...so what..maybe good in a fist fight..and yes he's got a gun but still no match for ol Hawks
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Post by Grandmaster on Mar 3, 2021 15:53:01 GMT 1
Yeah but sometimes Dr. Jones teams up with Thor... (yep A Big Bang Theory reference)
Indy was the man who brought a gun to a sword fight remember? And he shot first...
I can see him winning this by being smarter than Hawkeye.
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Post by Loki on Mar 3, 2021 17:08:36 GMT 1
I can see him winning this by being smarter than Hawkeye. But that Andycap...is quite something. 😂
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2021 19:46:47 GMT 1
Now it's time for fight two! Let's see who the first fighter is... Hawkeye! Now for the second fighter.... Indiana Jones.... Okay this is interesting. You are making this too easy lol Hawkeye of course. An archaeologist against a trained assasian who is highly skilled with a bow and a sword?
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Mar 3, 2021 20:11:42 GMT 1
I'll say it's possible Indy could take him. Most specifically because of that nightclub. Hawkeye's skilled but he's just a man, like Indy. There's a lot of human coverage. If Indy perches himself on a nice spot, one well-placed shot might be all it takes. Same thing Hawkeye would do if he had a bow and not a trash can lid.
If Hawkeye gets the drop on Indy, Indy's done. Hawkeye's done things Indy won't. If Indy runs out of bullets, it's just a matter of time before Hawkeye catches him. Hawkeye has a much lower moral center. He probably killed more people in Endgame when he lost his shit than Indy killed in all 3 movies.
I also think if Indy can talk to people, they'll help. He's likable. Hawkeye will treat it like a mission. Hawkeye will tackle someone wearing Indy's hat to find it's some club goer, looks up and sees Indy's pistol in his face. I think Indy could do it.
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Post by AQUA JAMES! on Mar 3, 2021 20:32:07 GMT 1
Hawkeye as he's a more skilled fighter and can dodge bullets fairly well. Not sure if his trash can lid can deflect bullets but my point still stands.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Mar 3, 2021 21:01:40 GMT 1
I missed the part about Andy Dick. New strategy: Indy kills Andy Dick and loudly blames Hawkeye. "That's the guy!". Club goers pile on Hawkeye with Kylie Minogue's "I just can't get you outta my hid, boy your love is all..." playing in the background. It's retro night at the club.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 3, 2021 23:24:32 GMT 1
Okay here's my pitch for the fight:
Indy and Hawkeye end up being at the same Nightclub, Hawkeye probably just got done with a assignment from Shield and went out to get a drink and relax a bit. Indy at the club as well probably getting a drink and runs into Andy Dick, who's a coked up alcoholic. Knowing Andy, he's probably going to try and either fuck Dr Jones or get fucked by him.
Hawkeye end Indy have to be in the same area, so maybe Andy dumbass is the cause of the fight. Either Clint or Jones thriw the first punch but at one point indy pulling the gun out.
Now as I stated in a previous post, they're at a populated Nightclub. Once someone sees that there's a gun drawn, all hell will break loose.
Clint is a experienced assassin for Shield, he's been in plenty of gun fights in his life. So he's not going to let himself get shot. Clint is going to be mobile, ducking behind tables and whatever he can use for cover.
If Indy pulls the trigger, it's absolutely going to alert the crowd. Plus he's got Andy dick following him around.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 3, 2021 23:27:52 GMT 1
Clint gets a trash can lid, which obviously isn't a good protection against a gun, but I could see clint using it as a range weapon. Possibly even targeting Indy hand to disarm him. He's definitely going to try to get that gun out of indy hand and since he's a expert marksman who has made impossible shots before, I could see him using that lid in great effect.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2021 23:29:42 GMT 1
Question: Does HAWKEYE enter this fight with or without his HELMET?
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 3, 2021 23:57:32 GMT 1
Question: Does HAWKEYE enter this fight with or without his HELMET? Without since he's off duty in this scenario but if he wins this round I'll make it so he gets the helmet
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2021 23:58:25 GMT 1
Question: Does HAWKEYE enter this fight with or without his HELMET? Without since he's off duty in this scenario but if he wins this round I'll make it so he gets the helmet Without the helmet he loses. Every time.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 4, 2021 0:00:03 GMT 1
Speaking of losing, I thought about doing a loser bracket for this where the champion of the losers get to fight the champion of the winners
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2021 0:30:23 GMT 1
Gonna have to go with Hawkeye. He'd disappear into a crowd after blocking/dodging Indie's shots and get himself a gun off another guest, evening the odds. Clint Barton is a trained, tactical special agent, and as good as Indie is, he'd still end up getting captured. Yes, captured, because I don't see Fury taking out a "terminate" order against him.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2021 1:49:27 GMT 1
Question: Does HAWKEYE enter this fight with or without his HELMET? BRILLIANT!
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 4, 2021 2:05:58 GMT 1
Omg dying at Indy's handicap. 😂 Oh there's other goofy Handicaps as well as edges. I'm actually hoping the next fight will feature them.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2021 2:49:58 GMT 1
Omg dying at Indy's handicap. 😂 Oh there's other goofy Handicaps as well as edges. I'm actually hoping the next fight will feature them. Is the generator on a website or did you enter the possiblities yourself?
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 4, 2021 2:55:29 GMT 1
Oh there's other goofy Handicaps as well as edges. I'm actually hoping the next fight will feature them. Is the generator on a website or did you enter the possiblities yourself? Website. I didn't want to pick them myself, I felt like it would be more fun to let them get picked randomly.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 4, 2021 20:11:09 GMT 1
Well I think it's safe to say that Hawkeye would win this.
Indy will get another shot in the losers bracket.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 4, 2021 20:26:13 GMT 1
Alright now it's time to start the next fight. Let's see who our fighters are...
First roll...
Conan the Barbarian!
Let's see who he's fighting.....
Ellen Ripley...
Oh god...
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 4, 2021 20:27:57 GMT 1
Let's see where these two are fighting...
Munchkin Land...
Oh god I feel bad for the munchkins...
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 4, 2021 20:31:37 GMT 1
Lets see what weapons and edge or Handicaps conan getting.
Conan weapon is a lead pipe.
Let's see if he gets a handicap or a edge....
A handicap! Okay what's his Handicap....
Is having a midlife crisis...
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 4, 2021 20:34:39 GMT 1
Let's see what Ellen Ripley weapon going to be...
A Blitz ball... well it's a range weapon I guess...
Let's see if she rolls a handicap or a edge...
She's getting a handicap! Okay what's her handicap...
Saw Michael Moore naked and is temporarily blinded for 30 seconds...
Alrighty then.
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 4, 2021 20:37:49 GMT 1
So fight 3 is Conan the Barbarian vs Ellen Ripley in Munchkin Land.
Conan has a lead pipe but is going through a midlife crisis.
Ellen Ripley has a Blitz Ball but is temporarily blinded after seeing Michael Moore naked.
I'm scared of the fact that Michael Moore is naked in Munchkin Land. Those poor munchkins...
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2021 20:37:59 GMT 1
Alright now it's time to start the next fight. Let's see who our fighters are... First roll... Conan the Barbarian! Let's see who he's fighting..... Ellen Ripley... Oh god... Ripley. She fought mofo aliens. Conan is nothing compared to that 😁
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Mar 4, 2021 20:42:11 GMT 1
By the way as a reference for the Blitzball, this is what I was using. It's from Final Fantasy 10.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2021 20:44:51 GMT 1
Gotta go with Ripley. Conan’s midlife crisis has made him stop working out so he’s weak.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2021 21:32:10 GMT 1
By the way as a reference for the Blitzball, this is what I was using. It's from Final Fantasy 10. What does it do? How powerful?
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Post by Loki on Mar 4, 2021 21:57:38 GMT 1
Ripley!
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Post by Loki on Mar 4, 2021 21:59:17 GMT 1
I dunno about you guys, but I'm just here for the handicaps. 🤣
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