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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jul 21, 2021 14:26:00 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2021 7:03:08 GMT 1
Big Zack back in the shiggity shack! Dat Justice League ass still killin, cuz! Come out and play Fannie Mae! What ya say? What ya say? It’s always a sunny day with the Ziggity Z in the higgity wiggity. Say whaaaaaaat? Cool beans, daddy-o.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jul 22, 2021 17:17:05 GMT 1
Big Zack back in the shiggity shack! Dat Justice League ass still killin, cuz! Come out and play Fannie Mae! What ya say? What ya say? It’s always a sunny day with the Ziggity Z in the higgity wiggity. Say whaaaaaaat? Cool beans, daddy-o. HE’S BACK, OUT OF HIDING, READY TO EXPOSE COMIC BOOK MOVIES’ GREATEST SECRETS!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2021 17:57:58 GMT 1
Big Zack back in the shiggity shack! Dat Justice League ass still killin, cuz! Come out and play Fannie Mae! What ya say? What ya say? It’s always a sunny day with the Ziggity Z in the higgity wiggity. Say whaaaaaaat? Cool beans, daddy-o. HE’S BACK, OUT OF HIDING, READY TO EXPOSE COMIC BOOK MOVIES’ GREATEST SECRETS!We ‘bout to blow the lid off this mofo! Can I get a wut wut from my bro dudes?! Big Ziggity keeps it groovy woovy. I’m a real hip cat.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jul 22, 2021 18:00:07 GMT 1
HE’S BACK, OUT OF HIDING, READY TO EXPOSE COMIC BOOK MOVIES’ GREATEST SECRETS! We ‘bout to blow the lid off this mofo! Can I get a wut wut from my bro dudes?! Big Ziggity keeps it groovy woovy. I’m a real hip cat. Wut wut from this bro dude to that bro dude!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 22, 2021 18:11:49 GMT 1
We ‘bout to blow the lid off this mofo! Can I get a wut wut from my bro dudes?! Big Ziggity keeps it groovy woovy. I’m a real hip cat. Wut wut from this bro dude to that bro dude! Salzmarky-Mark in the higgity house!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jul 22, 2021 20:14:51 GMT 1
Or, to put it another way:
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Jul 26, 2021 20:27:59 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jul 27, 2021 17:03:22 GMT 1
The “curry” consisted of, I swear I am not making this up, a vague mixture of * deep breath, oatmeal, tofu sausages, corn, tomato juice, chopped onions, raisins, “leftover broccoli leaves”, kale, and scrambled eggs. The only spice in it was tiniest smidgen of turmeric. All these ingredients were vaguely stirred together, undercooked, and stuck under a broiler for ten minutes.
They gave me a massive portion. I somehow, I still don’t know how, was polite enough to finish it.
“I’m done,” I said.
“No,” said her father. “In this house, we LICK our plates clean.”
He did. They didn’t make me hold it up and lick it like they all did, but they did make me clean the plate with a piece of bread and my fork until they were satisfied.
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Post by Grandmaster on Jul 27, 2021 17:59:27 GMT 1
They mixed it up on flight KL861
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2021 18:05:58 GMT 1
Big Z is all about dat club life. I hit the dance floor and just bounce. All day, home slice. Wiggity Wut!
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Jul 27, 2021 21:08:00 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jul 28, 2021 16:15:22 GMT 1
Give peas a chance.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Jul 29, 2021 21:35:30 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Jul 30, 2021 0:09:08 GMT 1
Slammin some Red Bull and gettin my skate on. Big Z keeps it real.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jul 30, 2021 3:14:38 GMT 1
Please, let me finish. The winters are harsh, the summers are brutal. There’s a wild man eating clam in the backyard. Now, would you care to see the rest of my home?
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Aug 5, 2021 5:05:27 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Aug 5, 2021 23:17:50 GMT 1
you walk in the kitchen with no legs and your cousin is boiling fruit loops. she's a virgin with 8 kids. how old is the neighbors dog?
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Post by Deleted on Aug 6, 2021 1:16:49 GMT 1
The neighbor’s dog is older than it’s owner. Owner just turned 90 years young. You think you’d like to get a turtle but Who wants that kind of responsibility? The Fruit Loops are overcooked.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2021 14:26:18 GMT 1
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Post by Deleted on Aug 10, 2021 14:26:41 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Aug 11, 2021 21:45:49 GMT 1
FOR FURTHER STUDY (school year 2060-61): Ask your living relatives if they remember using the Twitter or Facebook applications on their “iPhones” and see if they can recall uti- lizing these devices. Create a family “oral history” of the “Internet.” As a class project, see if you can define the following terms: “browser history,” “Genius Bar,” and “troll.” Reading suggestions: Zuckerberg: The Prison Years and Delayed Delivery: Jeff Bezos’s 30 Years Trapped in Space.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Aug 18, 2021 2:54:31 GMT 1
It didn’t make much impression; all I can remember is dead financiers lying next to swimming pools and actresses swanning about with monkeys.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2021 0:03:15 GMT 1
Not even a Ghost would be happy in this ghost town.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Aug 19, 2021 18:24:34 GMT 1
The Phone Call by James Tate
I sat on the steps for a very long time. No one passed, no cars went by. It was as if the world had stopped. Then the mailman walked by. I was so happy to see him I nearly jumped out of my pants. “Hi!” I shouted to him. “Hello,” he answered back. “How are you today?” I said. “I’m just fine. How are you?” he said. “Well, I was a bit lonely until I saw you,” I said. “There’s no reason to be lonely. There’s all the world to keep you company,” he said. “I guess you’re right,” I said, as he disappeared down the block. Then school got out and the streets were flooded with youngsters. They were sweet and friendly. A while later work ended and the grown-ups came home. They were exhausted and not so friendly, but, still, they reminded me that there was a world out there. I sat on the steps all that time, thinking about what a funny place we live in. Then I got up and went in the house. I had lost my job at the oil refinery and was waiting to hear from several other companies. I had some savings and wasn’t too worried. Jack called and asked if I wanted to go hunting tomorrow. I said I’d like to but I had other plans. Then Betsy called and asked if I wanted to go drinking tonight. I said that sounded great, but I just couldn’t. I waited for the phone to ring after that, but there was nothing. I played some crossword puzzles, then watched television and fell asleep on the couch. I woke up in the morning feeling achy and lost. I wasn’t sure where I was. It took me a few minutes to figure it out. I was home, as always. I shaved and ate breakfast. My mother called and I said I was just fine. It was a lie, of course, but the truth would hurt her more. I wanted to go for a walk, but I was afraid of missing a phone call. Finally the phone rang. The voice said, “Hello my name is Mark Smith and I’d like to offer you a job as president of Prudential Banks, the largest bank in America. Are you interested?” “Well, yes, but why me?” I said. “We want someone with no experience and no ideas about banking, and you seemed ideal,” he said. “Why would you want someone like that?” I said. “We want to kill him,” he said. “I don’t think I’m interested,” I said. “It’s a great salary, nice vacations,” he said. “No thanks,” I said, feeling relieved and very lucky to be just where I am.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Aug 24, 2021 19:08:47 GMT 1
Walt Dizzy (May 12, 1910-?) is an American entrepreneur, animator, voice actor and film producer whose achievements in the animation field were upended by his better-known competitor, Walt Disney.
Dizzy's signature creation, Manny Mouse, a cigar-smoking, hooch-swigging misanthrope based on W.C. Fields, was extremely unpopular with the public, leading to audiences' regularly boycotting and rioting against theaters that showed Manny Mouse cartoons.
Unfortunately for Dizzy, every one of his animated features came out the day after a similar feature by Disney: In particular, his adaptation of Snow White, in which the titular heroine is found and held for ransom by seven murderous thieves, was derided as a cynical takeoff on Disney's Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs and flopped at the box office.
In 1954, Dizzy opened "Dizzyland", an Aleutian theme park. Dizzy himself was the only visitor and, quickly, the only employee.
Dizzy disappeared after Disney's 1966 death, but he has resurfaced several times over the years to protest anything and everything Disney-related.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Aug 28, 2021 4:25:05 GMT 1
The French chicken actress lady was actually one of the ghosts this whole time!
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Aug 29, 2021 8:28:47 GMT 1
Every Bison dollar will be worth five British pounds. That is the exchange rate that the bank of England will implement after I kidnap their queen.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Sept 6, 2021 14:29:20 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Sept 8, 2021 20:27:24 GMT 1
So, the material is real-life Greek gods, and the best lyrics these people can come up with are “Mommy is too busy, / And Daddy is too busy — / Busy, busy, busy, busy”? And people wonder why I mourn the modern world.
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