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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 22, 2020 19:18:15 GMT 1
Orig: Got to Get You Into My Life
Got to Get Your Money Into My Life
With my Wookie, I took a ride I didn't know what I would find there Another galaxy where I could Get sucked into the Death Star there Ooh, then I suddenly see you honey Ooh, did I tell you I need your money Every single day of my life We ran and slid down into the trash compactor Almost crushed we avoided that disaster Then I was gone, you knew in time We'd meet again on Tatooine for I had told you Ooh, you were meant to rescue me Ooh, and I want you to hear me Say we'll be together every day Got to keep you in my life What can I do, what can I be When I'm with you I want to give you a blaster If I'm true I'll never leave And if I do I know the way for the Falcon is faster Ooh, then I suddenly see you honey Ooh, did I tell you I need your money Every single day of my life Got to get you into my life With my Wookie, I took a ride I didn't know what I would find there Another galaxy where I could Get sucked into the Death Star there Ooh, then I suddenly see you honey Ooh, did I tell you I need your money Every single day
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 22, 2020 19:50:35 GMT 1
Orig: Back In the U.S.S.R.
Back in the Death, Death Star
Flew in from across the empty place Didn't get to bed last night We flew in fast with hyperspace Man, I had a dreadful flight I'm back at the Death, Death Star You don't know how unlucky we are, boys Back at the Death, Death Star, yeah Been away so long gave them time to rebuild And a shield on Endor down below Leave it till tomorrow to unpack my case C'mon Han, don't be slow! I'm back at the Death, Death Star You don't know how unlucky you are, boy Back at the Death Back at the Death Back at the Death, Death Star! Well the Tie fighters gonna knock us out Are we gonna get left behind Listen to Ackbar sing and shout "It's a trap" which is now on my my my my my my my my my mind Oh, come on Hu hey hu, hey, ah, yeah Yeah, yeah, yeah I'm back at the Death, Death Star You don't know how unlucky you are, boys Back at the Death, Death Star Well the Tie fighters gonna knock us out Are we gonna get left behind Listen to Ackbar sing and shout "It's a trap" which is now on my my my my my my my my my mind Oh, show me to the core to take it out Somewhere now deep inside Take some of those tie fighters with you Baby, we is going for a victory ride! Yeeeeeeee haaaawwwww!!! I'm out of the Death, Death Star Hey, you don't know how lucky we are, boys Out of the Death, Death Star Oh, let me tell you, honey
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 22, 2020 20:13:59 GMT 1
I thought this would be a good place for this. I love this and felt like sharing.
Note how he is "cloned" at the end? Gotta love it!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 22, 2020 23:10:08 GMT 1
Orig. Get Back
Get Black
Anakin was a slave child But he knew it couldn't last One day he left his home planet That did not have any grass
Get black, get black Get black to become mean and evil Get black, get black Get black to become mean and evil Get black, Anakin!
Get dark
Meeting his master on a lava planet It's time to kick some ass After an epic and light saber battle He was left as a pile of ash
Oh, get black, get black Get black to become mean and evil Get black, get black Get black to become mean and evil
Get black as the new fashion choice Get black, Vader!
Hoo Go all in. No one will see the dirt.
Get black Vader Mask, boots everything. Set the trend with capes. Get black Your new master says so.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 23, 2020 18:24:50 GMT 1
Orig: Jet
By: Paul McCartney
Droids
Droids! i can almost remember their metal faces That time you told me that You were going to be working soon. And droids, i thought the only Lonely place was on a moon. Droids! *Beep beep boop boop* Droids! *Beep beep boop boop* Droids! Was your maker as bold as an evil Sith Lord? How come he ran away Did you make him bored? And droids, I thought the Sith Lord Might have hemorrhoids. Droids! *Beep beep boop boop* Droids! *Beep beep boop boop*
Ah, Vader, want droids to always work for me? Ah, Vader, want droids to always work for me? Ah, Vader, much later.
Droids! With the wind on your back of a thousand places. Climb on the crawler and we'll Go for a ride on the sand. And droids, I thought the Sith Lord Might have hemorrhoids Droids! Droids!
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Post by Grandmaster on Oct 23, 2020 20:49:05 GMT 1
We Built This City (Lando's betrayal)
Starship
We built this city We built this city on rock and clouds Built this city We built this city on rock and clouds Say you don't know me or recognize my game Say you don't care who goes to that kind of place Knee deep in the freezer, carboning your face Too many stormtroopers eating up the night Vader plays the long game, listen to this new deal, don't you remember? We built this city, we built this city on rock and clouds We built this city, we built this city on rock and clouds Built this city, we built this city on rock and clouds Someone's always playing corporation deals Who cares, they're always changing corporation deals We just want to dance here, someone stole the stage She called me responsible, write us off the page Vader plays long game, listen to this new deal, don't you remember? We built this city, we built this city on rock and clouds We built this city, we built this city on rock and clouds Built this city, we built this city on rock and clouds It's just another Sunday in a tired old mining city Vader have got the choke hold, oh, then we just lost the deal Who counts the money underneath the bar? Who rides the wrecking ball into our streets? Don't tell me you need me 'cause we're the ship of fools Looking for the Empire, coming through hyper space Don't you remember? (Remember) Vader plays the long game, listen to this new deal, don't you remember? We built this city, we built this city on rock and clouds We built this city, we built this city on rock and clouds Built this city, we built this city on rock and clouds Built this city, we built this city on rock and clouds Built this city, we built this city on rock and clouds We built, we built this city, yeah (Built this city) We built, we built this city We built, we built this city yeah (Built this city) We built, we built this city We built, we built this city yeah (Built this city) We built, we built this city (Built this city)
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 23, 2020 21:33:26 GMT 1
Gawd damn! I say Gawd damn!
We are building up one hell of an awesome set list here!
Let the debate for the opener, closer and encore begin! LOL
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Jun 15, 2022 17:45:43 GMT 1
Obi-Wan Kenobi
by Mr. Mister
The wind blows hard against this mountainside
Across Dune Sea into my soul
It reaches into where I cannot hide
Setting my feet upon the road
My heart is old, it holds my memories
My body burns a gem-like flame
Somewhere between the soul and soft machine
Is where I find myself again
Obi-Wan Kenobi down the road that I must travel
Obi-Wan Kenobi through the Darkness or the Light
Obi-Wan Kenobi Baby Leia, will you follow?
Obi-Wan Kenobi on a Spaceship in the night
When I was young, I thought of growing old
Of what my life would mean to me
Would I have followed down my chosen road
Or only wished what I could be?
Obi-Wan Kenobi down the road that I must travel
Obi-Wan Kenobi through the Darkness or the Light
Obi-Wan Kenobi Baby Leia, will you follow?
Obi-Wan Kenobi on a Spaceship in the night
Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-ohh
Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-ohh
Obi-Wan Kenobi down the road that I must travel
Obi-Wan Kenobi through the Darkness or the Light
Obi-Wan Kenobi Baby Leia, will you follow?
Obi-Wan Kenobi on a Spaceship in the night
Obi-Wan Kenobi down the road that I must travel
Obi-Wan Kenobi through the Darkness or the Light
Obi-Wan Kenobi Baby Leia, will you follow?
Obi-Wan Kenobi on a Spaceship in the night
Obi-Wan Kenobi down the road that I must travel
Obi-Wan Kenobi through the Darkness or the Light
Obi-Wan Kenobi Baby Leia, will you follow?
Obi-Wan Kenobi on a Spaceship in the night
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Post by Deleted on Jun 15, 2022 18:35:25 GMT 1
This thread is the best thread of all the threads!
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Jun 15, 2022 19:43:37 GMT 1
Obi Dobie Doo Theme Song Best Coast
Obi Dobie Doo, where are you? We got some work to do now Obi Dobie Doo, where are you? We need some help from you now Come on Obi Doo, I see you Pretending you got a sliver But you're not fooling me, 'cause I can see The way you shake and shiver You know we got a mystery to solve So, Obi Doo, be ready for your act Don't hold back And, Obi Doo, if you come through You're gonna have yourself a Gungan Snack That's a fact Obi Dobie Doo, here are you You're ready and you're willing If we can count on you, Obi Doo I know we'll catch Darth Vader
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Jul 13, 2022 23:19:03 GMT 1
Mr. Ackbar by Guns N' Roses I get up around seven Get outta traps around nine And I don't worry about nothin' no 'Cause worryin's a waste of my, time The trap's usually set around seven We go on stage at nine Get on the bus at eleven Sippin' a drink and feelin' fine We been dancin' with Mr. Ackbar He's been knockin' He won't' leave me alone No, no, no He won't leave me alone I used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do So the little got more and more I just keep tryin' ta get a little better Said a little better than before I used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do So the little got more and more I just keep tryin' ta get a little better Said a little better than before We been dancin' with Mr. Ackbar He's been knockin' He won't leave me alone No, no, no He won't leave me alone Now I get trapped whenever I used ta get trapped on time But that old Ben he's a real muthafucker Gonna kick him on down the line I used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do So the little got more and more I just keep tryin' ta get a little better Said a little better than before I used ta do a little but a little wouldn't do So the little got more and more I just keep tryin' ta get a little better Said a little better than before We been dancin' with Mr. Ackbar He's been knockin' He won't leave me alone No, no no He won't leave me alone Oh leave me alone When Leia was little, and I shot it in the middle And it, it drove outta my mind I should've known better, said I wish I never met her Said I leave it all behind Wizard!
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Jul 20, 2022 0:13:29 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Sept 21, 2022 21:15:03 GMT 1
On a related but different note (C-sharp), this is my John Lennon parody/pastiche from v2.0:
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 26, 2022 19:52:28 GMT 1
I Kissed my Sis by Katy Perry
This was never the way I planned Not my intention I got so brave, drink in hand Lost my discretion It's not what I'm used to Just wanna try you on I'm curious for you Caught my attention I kissed my Sis and I liked it The taste of her Wookie chapstick I kissed my Sis just to try it I hope my Han friend don't mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed my Sis and I liked it I liked it No, I don't even know your name It doesn't matter You're my experimental game Just human nature It's not what farm hands do Not how they should behave My head gets so confused Hard to obey I kissed my Sis and I liked it The taste of her Wookie chapstick I kissed my Sis just to try it I hope my Han friend don't mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed my Sis and I liked it I liked it Space girls, they are so magical Soft skin, red lips, so kissable Hard to resist, so touchable Too good to deny it Ain't no big deal, it's innocent I kissed my Sis and I liked it The taste of her Wookie chapstick I kissed my Sis just to try it I hope my Han friend don't mind it It felt so wrong, it felt so right Don't mean I'm in love tonight I kissed my Sis and I liked it I liked it
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Mar 8, 2023 20:35:33 GMT 1
LEIA by Eric Clapton
What'll you do when you need Obi And nobody's waiting by your side? You've been asking for Kenobi You know it's just your foolish pride Leia, you've sent your favorite droid Leia, you're flying thru the void Leia, darling won't you ease my worried mind I tried to give you consolation When your old man had let you down Like a fool, I fell in love with you You turned my whole world upside down Leia, you've sent your favorite droid Leia, you're flying thru the void Leia, darling won't you ease my worried mind Make the best of the situation Before I finally go insane Please don't say we'll never find a way And tell me all my love's in vain Leia, you've sent your favorite droid Leia, you're flying thru the void Leia, darling won't you ease my worried mind Leia, you've sent your favorite droid Leia, you're flying thru the void Leia, darling won't you ease my worried mind
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