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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2020 6:25:56 GMT 1
Don't make it sad. Take a bad Sith and make him better. Remember to blow up all the Death Stars Then you can start to make it better.
NA NA NA YODA NA NA YODA NA NA HEY LUKE!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2020 14:52:18 GMT 1
Hey Ackbar
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Post by Deleted on Aug 17, 2020 23:06:33 GMT 1
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Aug 17, 2020 23:07:49 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Aug 18, 2020 4:35:55 GMT 1
Here Come the Suns The Beatles
Here come the suns, doo da doo doo Here come the suns, and I say It's Jedi Knight
Little youngling, it's been a long cold Hothly winter Little youngling, it feels light years since they've been here
Here come the suns, doo da doo doo Here come the suns, and I say It's Jedi Knight
Little youngling, the smile's returning to their faces Little youngling, it seems light years since they've been here
Here come the suns Here come the suns, and I say It's Jedi Knight
Suns, suns, suns, here they come Suns, suns, suns, here they come Suns, suns, suns, here they come Suns, suns, suns, here they come Suns, suns, suns, here they come
Little youngling, I feel Hoth ice is slowly melting Little youngling, it seems light years since they've been clear Here come the suns, doo da doo doo Here come the suns, and I say It's Jedi Knight
Here come the suns, doo da doo doo Here come the suns It's Jedi Knight It's Jedi Knight
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Aug 18, 2020 4:45:13 GMT 1
Tosche Station Forever The Beatles
Let me take you down 'Cause I'm going to Tosche Station For power converters And nothing to see Biggs about Tosche Station Forever Seeing is easy with eyes cloned Misunderstanding all you see It's getting hard to be a farmhand But it all works out It doesn't matter much to me Let me take you down 'Cause I'm going to Tosche Station For power converters And nothing to see Biggs about Tosche Station Forever No one I think is at Academy I mean it must be high or low That is you can't, you know, tune in But it's all right That is, I think, it's not too bad Let me take you down 'Cause I'm going to Tosche Station For power converters And nothing to see Biggs about Tosche Station Forever Always, no, sometimes think it's me But you know I know when it's a dream I think, er, no, I mean, er, yes But it's all wrong That is I think I disagree Let me take you down 'Cause I'm going to Tosche Station For power converters And nothing to see Biggs about Tosche Station Forever Tosche Station Forever Tosche Station Forever
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Aug 18, 2020 4:54:22 GMT 1
Captain Phasma's Star Wars Reboot Brand The Beatles
It was Forty years ago today George Lucas taught the kids to play, Toys been going in and out of style, But they're guaranteed to raise a smile, So may I introduce to you, The toys you've waited for all these years, Captain Phasma's Star Wars Reboot Brand We're Captain Phasma's Star Wars Reboot Brand We hope you will enjoy the toys Captain Phasma's Star Wars Reboot Brand Sit back and play with your boys Captain Phasma's Star Wars Captain Phasma's Star Wars Captain Phasma's Star Wars Reboot Brand It's wonderful to be here, It's certainly a thrill You're such a lovely audience, We'd like to take you home with us, we'd love to take you home I don't really want to stop the show, But I thought you might like to know, That Sy Snootles' going to sing a song And she wants you all to sing along, So let me introduce to you The one and only Max Rebo And Captain Phasma's Star Wars Reboot Brand!
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Aug 18, 2020 5:07:46 GMT 1
Help! The Beatles
(Help!) I need Kenobi! (Help!) not just any Obi! (Help!) you're my only Hope! Help!
I never needed Kenobi's help in any way But years ago he served my Father, in the Clone War Now I find I've changed my mind and sent a 'droid and more
Help me if you can, my ship's shot down And I do appreciate you being 'round Help I sent my 'droid down to the ground Won't you please, please help me?
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways Darth Vader grabbed me, then vanished in the haze But every now and then I feel so insecure I know my Father needs you like he's never done before
Help me if you can, my ship's shot down And I do appreciate you being 'round Help I sent my 'droid down to the ground Won't you please, please help me?
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways Darth Vader grabbed me, then vanished in the haze But every now and then I feel so insecure I know my Father needs you like he's never done before
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2020 6:34:31 GMT 1
AQUA JAR!™ Fantastic work! We should keep going until we've Star Warsed every Beatles song. "Help! I need Kenobi!" Brilliant!
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Post by Grandmaster on Aug 18, 2020 15:22:45 GMT 1
Something (Anakins Fall) The Beatles
Something in my soul it moves Attracts me like no other lover Something in my soul it woos me I don't want to leave the light You know Its my internal fight
Somewhere in his smile he knows That I don't need much more seduction Something in his style that shows me I don't want to leave the light You know its my internal fight
You're asking me will my hate grow I don't know, I don't know You stick around, my dark side shows I don't know, I don't know
Something in my soul it grows And all I can do is think of her Something in the things he shows me I don't want to leave the light Those kid padawans were no real fight
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Post by Deleted on Aug 18, 2020 23:57:03 GMT 1
Yellow Rebel Cruiser
On the planet where I was born Lived a rebel who went to space And he told us of the wars In a galaxy far far away
We all live in a yellow rebel cruiser A yellow rebel cruiser. A yellow rebel cruiser.
And the mon calamari are all aboard Many more rebels live next door.
We all live in a yellow rebel cruiser A yellow rebel cruiser. A yellow rebel cruiser. We all live in a yellow rebel cruiser. A yellow rebel cruiser. A yellow rebel cruiser.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Aug 19, 2020 0:09:24 GMT 1
Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa The Beatles
Anni at Mos Espa in the market place Padme is the singer in a band Anni says to Padme, girl, I like your face And Padme says this as she takes him by the hand Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa, life goes on, bra La-la, how the life goes on Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa, life goes on, bra La-la, how the life goes on Anni takes a Speeder to the jeweler's store Buys a twenty carat golden ring Takes it back to Padme waiting at the door And as he gives it to her she begins to sing Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa, life goes on, bra La-la, how the life goes on Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa, life goes on, bra La-la, how the life goes on In a couple of years they have built A home sweet home With a couple of Twins running in the sand Of Anni and Padme's home Happy at Mos Eisley in the market place Anni lets the children lend a hand Padme stays at home and does her pretty face And in the evening she still sings it with the band Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa, life goes on, bra La-la, how the life goes on Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa, life goes on, bra La-la, how the life goes on In a couple of years they have built A home sweet home With a couple of Twins running in the sand Of Anni and Padme's home Happy at Mos Espa in the market place Padme lets the children lend a hand Anni stays at home and does his pretty face And in the evening he's a singer with the band Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa, life goes on, bra La-la, how the life goes on Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa, life goes on, bra La-la, how the life goes on And if you want some fun, sing Mos-Eisley-Mos-Espa
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2020 1:38:29 GMT 1
Admiral Ackbar's Garden
I'd like to be Under the sea In Admiral Ackbar's garden in the shade He'd let us nap. Warn us of TRAPS In his calamari garden in the shade
I'd ask my padawans to come and see Admiral Ackbar's garden with me!
We would be warm Taking EVASIVE ACTION below the storm In our little hideaway with seaweed wraps Resting our head on the sea bed In Admiral Ackbar's garden- ITS A TRAP!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Aug 19, 2020 3:49:24 GMT 1
“Being for the Benefit of the Grand Moff”
For the benefit of the Grand Moff, Please, I beg, don’t ever cough Or show some mirth, ’Cause if Tarkin catches you He will have to make you rue Your date of birth. If by chance you really like your planet, Better you end that nostalgia quick. While you scoff the Grand Moff has blown up your world!
The greatest and the grandest Moff May not have the finest coif, But don’t back-talk. He comes up with each command, Vader’s just the hired hand; Oh, did you baulk? His thing’s not the Force or any magic, Just a cruel cunning is his way. While you scoff the Grand Moff has blown up six worlds!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2020 3:56:57 GMT 1
I Want a Robot Hand
Oh I'll tell you something Vader'll understand. Oh he chopped my arm off I want a robot hand! I want a robot hand! I want a robot hand!
And when I fought you I felt the Force inside It's such a feeling that, my father I can't hide! I can't hide! I can't hide!
Yeah you got that dark side Yoda will understand When I feel that something I want a robot hand! I want a robot hand! I want a robot hand!
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Aug 19, 2020 4:23:14 GMT 1
Queen Amidala The Beatles
Queen Amidala, Leader of Naboo Wonder how you managed to meet Artoo Who finds the credits when you pay the rent? Did you think Republic credits were heaven sent? Friday flight arrives without a suitcase Sunday morning creeping like a Munn Monday's child has learned to use Hyperspace See how they run Queen Amidala, Leader of Naboo Wonder how you managed to meet Artoo See how they run Queen Amidala lying on the bed Pretty soon a broken heart will leave you dead Tuesday afternoon is never ending Wednesday morning holos didn't come Thursday night your stockings needed mending See how they run Queen Amidala, Leader of Naboo Wonder how you managed to meet Artoo
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2020 6:21:59 GMT 1
Drive My Pod
Asked Ani what he wanted to be He said Listen Padme, can't you see? I wanna be famous, the best pod racer on Tatooine But you can do something in between
Ani, you can drive my pod Watto says he likes those odds Ani, you can drive my pod And maybe I'll let you be a Jedi
YIP-YIP-YIP-YIPPEE!
Told Qui Gon I could race right away And he said Listen Schmi I got something to say I got no pod and it's breaking my heart But your son is our driver and that's a start!
Ani, you can drive my pod Watto says he likes those odds Ani, you can drive my pod And maybe I'll let you be a Jedi
YIP YIP YIP YIPPEE!
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Aug 19, 2020 6:33:40 GMT 1
Drive My Pod Asked Ani what he wanted to be He said Listen Padme, can't you see? I wanna be famous, the best pod racer on Tatooine But you can do something in between Ani, you can drive my pod Watto says he likes those odds Ani, you can drive my pod And maybe I'll let you be a Jedi YIP-YIP-YIP-YIPPEE! Told Qui Gon I could race right away And he said Listen Schmi I got something to say I got no pod and it's breaking my heart But your son is our driver and that's a start! Ani, you can drive my pod Watto says he likes those odds Ani, you can drive my pod And maybe I'll let you be a Jedi YIP YIP YIP YIPPEE!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 19, 2020 17:09:57 GMT 1
If only we could record these and put them on YouTube. We'd get a billion views!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 22, 2020 12:56:05 GMT 1
Someone needs to do Leia in the sky with diamonds stat!
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 20, 2020 21:31:21 GMT 1
Contest of Champions Queen
I've been to V2 Time after time I've been to Knowhere But committed no crime Hellfire mistakes I've made a few I've had quoted replies in my face But I've come through!
(And I need to go on and on, and on, and on)
Contest of Champions, my friends And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end Contest of Champions Contest of Champions No time for losers Contest of Champions On Sakaar!
I've been to filmboards And to Moviechat You brought me fame and fortune and everything that goes with it I thank you for that But it's been no IMDb No pleasure freebie I consider it a challenge before the whole human race And it ain't shown on Quibi!
(And I need just go on and on, and on, and on)
Contest of Champions, my friends And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end Contest of Champions Contest of Champions No time for losers Contest of Champions On Sakaar!
Contest of Champions, my friends And we'll keep on fighting 'til the end Oh, Contest of Champions Contest of Champions No time for losers Contest of Champions...
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2020 21:34:52 GMT 1
Someone needs to do Leia in the sky with diamonds stat! It should be something like “Leia in the Sky with Bothans” though.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 20, 2020 21:36:50 GMT 1
White Wampa
One fish makes you larger, and one fish makes you small And the ones that Mothra gives you, don't do anything at all
Go ask Ackbar, when he's ten feet tall
And if you go chasing Wampas, and you know you're going to fall Tell 'em a Death Stick-smoking Mandalorian has given you the call
And call Ackbar, when he was just small
When the Stormtroopers on the Death Star get up and tell you where to go And you've just had some kind of Moof milk, and your mind is moving low...
Go ask Ackbar! I think he'll know!
When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead, and the gungan is talking backwards, and Queen Amidala's off with her head, Remember what the Ackbar said... IT'S A TRAP! IT'S A TRAAAAAAAAP!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 20, 2020 22:37:54 GMT 1
Don't make it sad. Take a bad Sith and make him better. Remember to blow up all the Death Stars Then you can start to make it better. NA NA NA YODA NA NA YODA NA NA HEY LUKE! Did ya hear about the one storm trooper the empire put on Dantooine just in case the rebels came back? He doesn't know what happened and is still waiting word. In the meantime he made an album. Sgt. Trooper's Very, Very, Very, Very Lonely Heart's Club One Man Band "What would you think if I sang out of tune would you get up and walk out on me... *SOB* Everyone did! *SOB*"
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 20, 2020 22:39:33 GMT 1
Mystery solved! Luke was THE fifth Beatle!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 20, 2020 22:43:10 GMT 1
Here Come the SunsThe Beatles
Here come the suns, doo da doo doo Here come the suns, and I say It's Jedi Knight Little youngling, it's been a long cold Hothly winter Little youngling, it feels light years since they've been here Here come the suns, doo da doo doo Here come the suns, and I say It's Jedi Knight Little youngling, the smile's returning to their faces Little youngling, it seems light years since they've been here Here come the suns Here come the suns, and I say It's Jedi Knight Suns, suns, suns, here they come Suns, suns, suns, here they come Suns, suns, suns, here they come Suns, suns, suns, here they come Suns, suns, suns, here they come Little youngling, I feel Hoth ice is slowly melting Little youngling, it seems light years since they've been clear Here come the suns, doo da doo doo Here come the suns, and I say It's Jedi Knight Here come the suns, doo da doo doo Here come the suns It's Jedi Knight It's Jedi Knight On Tatooine the re-written cover version goes like this: Here comes the suns... Oh fuck here comes the suns.... It's too fucking hot to do anything... My instruments are melting because I am not in Jabba's Palace which is air conditioned.... Fuck this I'm going to Tashi to get some power converters...
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 20, 2020 22:51:41 GMT 1
AQUA JAR!™ Fantastic work! We should keep going until we've Star Warsed every Beatles song. "Help! I need Kenobi!" Brilliant! AQUA JAR!™, OMG!!! You guys!!! This is such a funny, awesome thread! I am literally LOL! Put together a band, go on the road with this, I will pay money to watch! Hell, I'll even pay you to be a roadie!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 20, 2020 23:21:59 GMT 1
Magical Mystery Tour Invasion
Fire Up! Fire up for the Mystery Invasion! Fire up! Fire up for the Mystery Invasion!
Fire up You must obey Fire up Because it's what Vadar will say The Mystery Invasion is waiting to take you away Across the galaxy to a far planet to invade Fire up Fire up for the Mystery Invasion Fire up Fire up It's an order/Not an invitation Fire up They've got all the blasters you need Fire up Take over guaranteed Fire up for the Mystery Invasion The Magical Mystery Invasion is hoping to take you over when we invade Hoping to take you over when we invade you today Invade today!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 20, 2020 23:31:05 GMT 1
The Jawa song
As sung to the theme from Jaws
Ja ja ja ja Ja ja ja ja Ja ja ja ja JAWAS!!!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 21, 2020 6:55:28 GMT 1
AQUA JAR!™ , OMG!!! You guys!!! This is such a funny, awesome thread! I am literally LOL! Put together a band, go on the road with this, I will pay money to watch! Hell, I'll even pay you to be a roadie! Gotta be better than these guys:
That is either torture or a contest. "Talk or we play this!" Whomever can watch this thing on a loop 24 hrs gets a hundred dollars in pennies!
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