AQUA SALZ! I think you will like this text considering
ArArArchStanton is our grandfather...
A long time ago when I was 23,
I married a widow who was older.
She also had a daughter who already worked as a model,
my father fell in love with her and they too quickly got married.
That's how my dad became my son-in-law and that put me in a tight spot
Because my daughter became my mother because she was my father's wife
Just to make it more difficult, even if it was wonderful
Shortly afterwards I became the father of a newborn son
my son thus became my father's brother-in-law
and therefore my uncle and that only makes me madder
because he is my uncle that made him my half brother
of that widow's daughter, or my stepmother
And when my father became a father again, I went crazy
because this half brother was my grandson because it was my daughter's child
and my wife is also stepmother to my own dad,
so she is not only my wife, but she is also my grandmother
So...
if my wife is my grandmother, then I am a grandson
and I have been worrying a lot but it really fits like a bus
I now have the strangest family tree in all of Western Europe
because I am married to my grandmother, I am my own grandfather