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Post by The favorite on Jan 29, 2021 14:13:25 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar,
How do I defeat my evil brother Arch Stanton?
The Better Brother, Starch Lantern
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Post by Not a Saudi Prince on Jan 29, 2021 14:29:46 GMT 1
Dear حبار,
It saddens me that my great friend Johnny Depp was treated very poorly by Amber. I told him to chop her up like the Saudis do or that I could have one of my many men do the deed. Unexpectedly, he looked at me like I was crazy. We do this all the time in the great Kingdom. Sometimes it is even thought of as a proud tradition. Any advice you could spare for an alpha male with many offspring and AKs?
The West and their many hang-ups, Sandy AKA The Magnificent Mustafa
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2021 19:07:26 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar, How do I defeat my evil brother Arch Stanton? The Better Brother, Starch Lantern Simple. Just invite him to a Spider-Man 2 orgy. He won’t be able to resist. Film the evening’s scandalous events and then blackmail him into admitting that Wonder Woman 84 is his favorite movie!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2021 19:11:01 GMT 1
Dear حبار, It saddens me that my great friend Johnny Depp was treated very poorly by Amber. I told him to chop her up like the Saudis do or that I could have one of my many men do the deed. Unexpectedly, he looked at me like I was crazy. We do this all the time in the great Kingdom. Sometimes it is even thought of as a proud tradition. Any advice you could spare for an alpha male with many offspring and AKs? The West and their many hang-ups, Sandy AKA The Magnificent Mustafa Dearest Prince, I will hold a banquet in your honor. I will impart onto you many gifts to suit your exquisite taste. Tanks, missiles, fighter jets and many other armaments will be given to suit your needs. I ask in return, only for that sweet sweet oil. Throw in a few extra barrels and I’ll overlook your various human rights violations!
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Post by The Love Guru on Jan 30, 2021 2:10:06 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar,
If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your uncle jack off an elephant?
Let Zen guide you, Pitka
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Post by Not a cop on Jan 30, 2021 4:33:40 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar,
If you or anyone is interested, I am hosting a crazy #yolo party 8pm across the street from the NYPD precinct. Bring your best & most illegal drugs
Lets dance and get inebriated, Donnie Brasco
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Post by Wacky "Zack Attack" Snyder! on Feb 17, 2021 22:18:36 GMT 1
Hey yo my dude Wacky Ack Jack the Ackbar,
Whuzzup, yo? Yeah so I got a question, why're yo dawgs not ziggin' to my zag? I'm a cool dude, I'm with it, yo. I got the superhero movie moves you sizzle young people are watchin'. So I might be a little older, sure groovy, daddy-oo, but I'm a millennial type of guy, yeah yea!! So what I'm tryin' to say is, why don't yo dudes sizzle like me? I can make one of those Marvel Carvel movie groovys any day, you dig? Would yo sizzle like me if I did? Thanky hanky for answering my question suggestion, Acky Ack!
Z-Dawg Out!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 17, 2021 23:34:06 GMT 1
Hey yo my dude Wacky Ack Jack the Ackbar, Whuzzup, yo? Yeah so I got a question, why're yo dawgs not ziggin' to my zag? I'm a cool dude, I'm with it, yo. I got the superhero movie moves you sizzle young people are watchin'. So I might be a little older, sure groovy, daddy-oo, but I'm a millennial type of guy, yeah yea!! So what I'm tryin' to say is, why don't yo dudes sizzle like me? I can make one of those Marvel Carvel movie groovys any day, you dig? Would yo sizzle like me if I did? Thanky hanky for answering my question suggestion, Acky Ack! Z-Dawg Out! This post has just caused the entire McU to be rebooted.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Feb 18, 2021 7:38:53 GMT 1
Hey yo my dude Wacky Ack Jack the Ackbar, Whuzzup, yo? Yeah so I got a question, why're yo dawgs not ziggin' to my zag? I'm a cool dude, I'm with it, yo. I got the superhero movie moves you sizzle young people are watchin'. So I might be a little older, sure groovy, daddy-oo, but I'm a millennial type of guy, yeah yea!! So what I'm tryin' to say is, why don't yo dudes sizzle like me? I can make one of those Marvel Carvel movie groovys any day, you dig? Would yo sizzle like me if I did? Thanky hanky for answering my question suggestion, Acky Ack! Z-Dawg Out! I shouldn't have been drinking when I read that^.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 18, 2021 13:26:31 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar, Please see photo below for question: Regards, Chalice_Of_Evil I’m not sure, But I just called Wonder Woman. She’s on her way to kick that cat lady’s furry butt. I don't think so!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Feb 18, 2021 17:15:39 GMT 1
Hey yo my dude Wacky Ack Jack the Ackbar, Whuzzup, yo? Yeah so I got a question, why're yo dawgs not ziggin' to my zag? I'm a cool dude, I'm with it, yo. I got the superhero movie moves you sizzle young people are watchin'. So I might be a little older, sure groovy, daddy-oo, but I'm a millennial type of guy, yeah yea!! So what I'm tryin' to say is, why don't yo dudes sizzle like me? I can make one of those Marvel Carvel movie groovys any day, you dig? Would yo sizzle like me if I did? Thanky hanky for answering my question suggestion, Acky Ack! Z-Dawg Out! Déjà wow.
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Post by The Unknown on Feb 19, 2021 6:03:27 GMT 1
AKCBAR I am not who you think I are... I are someone else. Do not assumed who I am... Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo THIS IS YOUR LSAT WARRNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boo!!!
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Post by The Unknown on Feb 19, 2021 6:04:34 GMT 1
Um... Oooooooooooooo!
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2021 6:07:53 GMT 1
AKCBAR I am not who you think I are... I are someone else. Do not assumed who I am... Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo THIS IS YOUR LSAT WARRNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Boo!!! I know who you are. And I know what you did last summer.
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Post by Ted Cruz on Feb 19, 2021 6:11:39 GMT 1
Is now a good time to go to the Bahamas? I could use a nice vacay.
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2021 6:26:38 GMT 1
Is now a good time to go to the Bahamas? I could use a nice vacay. Go for it, man! What could go wrong?
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Post by Dave Stoller on Feb 19, 2021 7:51:52 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar,
Why does no one let me talk about da porno?
Keep it sexy, DSt
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Post by Steve Dollar on Feb 19, 2021 8:08:34 GMT 1
Hey big boy! Got any nip slip pics?
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Post by Deleted on Feb 19, 2021 8:09:51 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar, Why does no one let me talk about da porno? Keep it sexy, DSt We are all Marvel comic book virgins!
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Post by Ronnie the Pervert on Mar 4, 2021 21:23:21 GMT 1
Hey ack
U up?
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Mar 4, 2021 21:49:11 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar, Why does no one let me talk about da porno? Keep it sexy, DSt We are all Marvel comic book virgins! M.J. or no way!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 4, 2021 23:22:12 GMT 1
Yes. Now stop peeping into my windows, you creep!
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Post by primemcgee on Mar 5, 2021 1:21:30 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar
I found this Federation phaser while cutting my lawn. What should I do with it?
Sincerely, your friendly neighborhood Gorn
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Post by Deleted on Mar 5, 2021 3:23:42 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar
I found this Federation phaser while cutting my lawn. What should I do with it?
Sincerely, your friendly neighborhood Gorn
Use it to disintegrate your enemies!
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Post by Governor Cuomo on Mar 6, 2021 7:56:04 GMT 1
Hey ack,
U up?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 6, 2021 19:09:22 GMT 1
I already told you I don’t like middle aged men! Only elderly ones! Come back in twenty years.
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Post by Morgan Freeman on Mar 8, 2021 9:26:25 GMT 1
Hey ack,
U down?
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Post by Morgan Freeman on Mar 9, 2021 3:27:53 GMT 1
Hey ack,
U down...down to boogie?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2021 6:53:45 GMT 1
Hey ack, U down...down to boogie? Yes! But don’t invite Kevin Spacey this time.
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Post by Kathleen Kennedy on Mar 11, 2021 5:52:53 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar,
Why do I suck so hard?
The ultimate Star Wars BOSS! KK
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