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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2021 21:08:54 GMT 1
On popular request I am opening up my popular advice column here on SAKAAR. (As seen on Knowhere)
Write in and ask the wise and powerful Ackbar any questions or concerns. I will offer my sage advice.
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Post by Dare Devil on Jan 23, 2021 21:11:35 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar,
Can you fix my vision with your WAND O VISION?
Thanks, DD
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2021 21:12:07 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar, Can you fix my vision with your WAND O VISION? Thanks, DD
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Post by Ugh the Caveman on Jan 23, 2021 21:17:25 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar,
Is 2012 a direct sequel to 10,000BC ?
Thanks, Ugg
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2021 21:19:15 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar, Is 2012 a direct sequel to 10,000BC ? Thanks, Ugg No. They are both sequels to 2001 A Space Odyssey. And all three are part of the McU thanks to the multiverse.
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Post by Paul McCartney on Jan 23, 2021 21:20:47 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar,
I used to get mad at my woman. I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved. Man, I was mean. But I’m changing my scene. And I’m doing the best that I can.
What else can I do?
-Sir Paul
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2021 21:21:57 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar, I used to get mad at my woman. I beat her and kept her apart from the things that she loved. Man, I was mean. But I’m changing my scene. And I’m doing the best that I can. What else can I do? -Sir Paul Sounds like things are getting better. Can’t get no worse!
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Post by Pete Townsend on Jan 23, 2021 21:26:11 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar,
Who are you?
Who?
Who?
Thanks, Pete
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Post by Deleted on Jan 23, 2021 21:42:07 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar, Who are you? Who? Who? Thanks, Pete I’m a Pinball Wizard!
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Post by Godzilla on Jan 24, 2021 19:46:11 GMT 1
Dear Mr. Ackbar,
I heard that King Kong plays Ping Pong with his Ding Dong!
Is that true?
Thanks, G
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Jan 24, 2021 23:12:21 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar, Please see photo below for question: Regards, Chalice_Of_Evil
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Post by Jesus on Jan 25, 2021 0:27:47 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar,
Why wasn't I good enough?
Love, Big J
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Post by Darth Vader on Jan 25, 2021 0:48:54 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar,
Is there an afterlife?
Thinking about my SO Padme, The Dark Lord
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2021 7:34:00 GMT 1
Dear Mr. Ackbar, I heard that King Kong plays Ping Pong with his Ding Dong! Is that true? Thanks, G Yes. And keep that in mind when you fight him this summer. He can and will use it as a weapon!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2021 7:37:04 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar, Please see photo below for question: Regards, Chalice_Of_Evil I’m not sure, But I just called Wonder Woman. She’s on her way to kick that cat lady’s furry butt.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2021 7:39:33 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar, Why wasn't I good enough? Love, Big J You’re too much of a softy. I mean enough already with the forgiveness. Have you considered trying vengeance for a change? It might suit you.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2021 7:40:56 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar, Is there an afterlife? Thinking about my SO Padme, The Dark Lord The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities that some consider to be.... unnatural.
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Post by DC-Fan on Jan 25, 2021 14:52:54 GMT 1
Dear, Ackbar Why is MCU fans so stupid while I am so smart? I guess I have show them the errors of their ways again. LOL!
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Post by TheMelodyBro24 on Jan 25, 2021 15:14:50 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar, Why wasn't I good enough? Love, Big J You’re too much of a softy. I mean enough already with the forgiveness. Have you considered trying vengeance for a change? It might suit you. Dear Ackbar, YOU DO NOT MOCK JESUS. NOTHING IS BIGGER THAN JESUS. NOTHING. I'm pretty sure one of the singers of that rockandroll band The Beetles once declared they were bigger than Jesus and before you know it they broke up. Lesson here: Don't EVER test God because he will come back right at you and eat you for breakfast. Like I think it's the Bible says, "There is NOTHING that keeps wicked Men at any one Moment, out of Hell, but the meer Pleasure of God". Mere is spelled wrong because the people who wrote the people are really old and dumb. So which House does every one think they'd be in? I think I'd be a Slytherin, because the Gryffindors are too goody to shoes and he Ravenclaws read to much books, and the Hufflepuffs have a stupid name. But the Slytherins are cool. TheMelodyBro24
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2021 20:36:46 GMT 1
Dear, Ackbar Why is MCU fans so stupid while I am so smart? I guess I have show them the errors of their ways again. LOL! Keep fighting the good fight, DC Fan. Those silly McU fans will see the light eventually.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2021 20:37:01 GMT 1
You’re too much of a softy. I mean enough already with the forgiveness. Have you considered trying vengeance for a change? It might suit you. Dear Ackbar, YOU DO NOT MOCK JESUS. NOTHING IS BIGGER THAN JESUS. NOTHING. I'm pretty sure one of the singers of that rockandroll band The Beetles once declared they were bigger than Jesus and before you know it they broke up. Lesson here: Don't EVER test God because he will come back right at you and eat you for breakfast. Like I think it's the Bible says, "There is NOTHING that keeps wicked Men at any one Moment, out of Hell, but the meer Pleasure of God". Mere is spelled wrong because the people who wrote the people are really old and dumb. So which House does every one think they'd be in? I think I'd be a Slytherin, because the Gryffindors are too goody to shoes and he Ravenclaws read to much books, and the Hufflepuffs have a stupid name. But the Slytherins are cool. TheMelodyBro24 Oh.
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Post by Boromir on Jan 26, 2021 2:25:50 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar,
I have a companion by the name of Frodo. Recently I asked that I might not borrow his ring. Just for a day or two. But he would not permit it! I only ask for the strength to defend my people! Why does he recoil? I am no thief!
-Boromir, son of Denethor, Steward of Gondor
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Post by Deleted on Jan 26, 2021 4:57:59 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar, I have a companion by the name of Frodo. Recently I asked that I might not borrow his ring. Just for a day or two. But he would not permit it! I only ask for the strength to defend my people! Why does he recoil? I am no thief! -Boromir, son of Denethor, Steward of Gondor Well, I gotta say this Frodo guy sounds like a real asshole.
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Post by Soldier of Rome on Jan 28, 2021 1:37:43 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar,
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Strength and honor, Yul B. Sory
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Post by Deleted on Jan 28, 2021 3:31:08 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar, My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Strength and honor, Yul B. Sory Spaniard! Spaniard! Spaniard!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 29, 2021 0:05:28 GMT 1
Dear Ackbar, My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. Strength and honor, Yul B. SorySomehow this doesn’t sound like a Latinate name…
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Post by Black Philip on Jan 29, 2021 0:11:24 GMT 1
Good day dearest Ackbar,
Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?
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Post by Fred Flintstone on Jan 29, 2021 5:09:41 GMT 1
Hi Mr Snackbar,
I just joined The Royal Order of Water Buffaloes
and now, everyone thinks I am a "shaman"
Any advice?
F.F.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2021 5:50:36 GMT 1
Good day dearest Ackbar, Wouldst thou like to live deliciously?Sure, why not?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2021 5:52:25 GMT 1
Hi Mr Snackbar, I just joined The Royal Order of Water Buffaloes and now, everyone thinks I am a "shaman" Any advice? F.F. Hang Barney Rubble! Hang Barney Rubble! Stop the (Invention of the) Wheel!
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