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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 14, 2020 23:49:02 GMT 1
Think of a title of a movie and/or TV show. Post the original name. Then think of a goofy re-title for it, like MAD mag does for their satires. Post that title.
There is no limit as to what you post in each one. You can change around or add as many letters and words to it as you want. It doesn't matter if they are funny or not. Goofy, serious, stupid. It's all good.
The Shawshank Redemption
The Saw Shark Retardation
Dirty Harry
Dirty and Harry Because he needs a Bath and a Haircut
Grand Torino Grand Tomato
Magnum PI Maggot PI
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 14, 2020 23:51:15 GMT 1
HALLOWEEN Hollow-weenie
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 15, 2020 0:17:11 GMT 1
Yup. You can be as obscene as you want to as well. Porn titties... I mean... titles welcome! No limits within reason or as long as they do not violate the T & C though I will leave that up to the Mods and Admin. Children of Men Children of Morons All in the Family Ali in the Family Goldfinger Gold Digger Back to the Future My Mom's Rack in the Future
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Oct 15, 2020 6:49:47 GMT 1
Star Wars
Star Paws
It'd feature Dog Vader on the cover saying, "Come to the Bark Side of The Paws!".
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 15, 2020 7:35:40 GMT 1
Night Court Nut Court
Monday Night Football Monday Nut Fools Ball
Invasion of the Body Snatchers Repulsion of the Booty Snackers
Rain Man Pain-In-The-Ass Man
The Longest Yard The Largest Yeeech!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 15, 2020 7:50:03 GMT 1
MASH HASH
After Hours After the Hors d'oeuvres
Good Fellas Good God Fellas! What did you do!?
The GodFather The DogMother aka This movie is a bitch!
The Exorcist The Existentialist
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2020 9:15:55 GMT 1
The Lion King The Lyin' King
Dog Day Afternoon Hog Day Afternoon
Carlito's Way Nobody's Way
Scarface Shitfaced
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Oct 15, 2020 10:07:35 GMT 1
Prometheus
Noomietheus
Gladiator
Glad-He-Ate-Her
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 15, 2020 21:29:20 GMT 1
Gangs of New York Gangrene of New York
I'm sure there was plenty of that after one of those bloody brawls!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 15, 2020 21:35:42 GMT 1
The Lion King The Lyin' King Dog Day Afternoon Hog Day Afternoon Carlito's Way Nobody's Way Scarface Shitfaced What? You an Al Pacino fan? LOL Just kidding around with ya since 3 out of 4. Love those entries Chief.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 15, 2020 22:46:11 GMT 1
The Lion King The Lyin' King Dog Day Afternoon Hog Day Afternoon Carlito's Way Nobody's Way Scarface Shitfaced What? You an Al Pacino fan? LOL Just kidding around with ya since 3 out of 4. Love those entries Chief. Kinda was weird for me too lol. Just kept on thinking of the filmography next
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 16, 2020 8:19:48 GMT 1
Aquaman Awkward Man
Batman and Robin Ratman Goes Robbing
Robin Hood Robbing the 'Hood
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow The Ledge of Creepy Hal
Big Fish Big Flesh
Let's Make a Deal Let's Make 'Em Squel
Family Feud Family Ewwww!
The Price is Right The Price is Fright!
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Oct 16, 2020 10:10:07 GMT 1
Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice
Batfleck, Wonder Gal & Neck-snapper vs the Social Netjerk
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 16, 2020 21:05:01 GMT 1
Robo Cop Hobo Slop
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 22, 2020 21:26:04 GMT 1
Star Wars: Attack of the Clowns
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Oct 23, 2020 7:24:19 GMT 1
Avengers: Infinity War
Give This Man A Shave!Star Wars: Attack of the Clowns
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 26, 2020 18:12:27 GMT 1
Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back Star Wars: The Empire Streaks Out The bad news: Due to budget cuts not every storm trooper will get a new uniform. The good news: Some of the storm troopers are women. Hubba-hubba!
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 26, 2020 18:15:33 GMT 1
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 26, 2020 18:28:57 GMT 1
Confessions of a Dangerous Mind
Confessions of a Deranged Moron
Chuck Barris a CIA assassin? Yeah, right. And I have real estate on the moon for sale.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 26, 2020 18:45:43 GMT 1
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 26, 2020 20:43:46 GMT 1
Prime! Prime real estate I tells ya! No neighbors around to bother ya! TONS we are talking literal tons of space for plenty of privacy! No reasonable offer refused. What is your offer, hoss?
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 26, 2020 20:53:34 GMT 1
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 26, 2020 20:57:23 GMT 1
Yeah, I recognize him from Hobo Slop. My man. You are on such a great roll with the images and gifs for this thread!
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 26, 2020 20:58:47 GMT 1
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 26, 2020 22:13:03 GMT 1
Which brings up all these movies starring Leo DiCrapeo: The Great Gatsby The Great Gasbag Shutter Island Shut the fuck up! Island The Wolf of Wall Street The Wimp of Balls to the Wall St. Titanic Titty Panic Once Upon a Time in Hollywood Pouts at a time in Hollyweird Gilbert Grape Gilburp ate the Grapes The Revenant The Irrelevant Catch Me If You Can Retch Me In The Can Django Unchained Dang it! Chains! The Aviator The Air Sick Bags The Departed The Departed Farted
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 26, 2020 22:56:46 GMT 1
Time for some Matt Demon titties!
The Legend of Bagger Vance The Legend of Baggy Pants (My god! You wear Depends in there!?)
Ford vs Ferrari Bored vs Atari
Good Will Hunting Goodwill Bargin Hunting
Oceans 11 Oh Shawn get 7-11!
Jason Bourne Chase 'em already. This is Boring!
The Talented Mr. Ripley The Talented Mr. Rips One
The Martian The Marsha, Marsha, Marsha!
The Adjustment Bureau The Adjusting of my Burrow
Saving Private Ryan Fuck it. Leave the Private Dyein.
We bought a Zoo We bought a prison for animals because we are cruel
Stuck on You Suck on You
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Post by Dave Stoller on Nov 1, 2020 13:55:24 GMT 1
For Sean Conman RIP you old fart
Never say Never Again Say Never to ever watching this movie again!
Finding Forrester Finding the Exit
Zardoz Zardozzzzzzzzzzzz
The Untouchables Ain't touching this movie!
Dr. No Dr. No Watch This
Thunderball Under the Balls
Diamonds are Forever Fortunately this move is not!
From Russia with Love From Russhing with my Glove
Gold Finger Old Fogey
Red October Dead in October
The Rock The Crock of crap of a movie
The Name of the Rose The Same Old Bores
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Post by Dave Stoller on Nov 1, 2020 14:11:30 GMT 1
Harrison Bored
Indy Jones and the Last Crusade. The Last Crusade? Bullshit!
Blade Runner Great Stunner!
Witness Wipe Ass
The Fugitive The Puke Will Live
Air Force One Bare Ass Dumb
Patriot Games Parrot Dames
American Graffiti American Grandpa Fifty
Clear and Present Danger Clear and Present Dandruff
Star Wars Holiday Special Star Bores Holly Gay Retch All
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Nov 10, 2020 6:44:42 GMT 1
The Matrix
The Mattress
It'd featured Morpheus on the cover saying, "I will join you in The Mattress soon, Neo."
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