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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 10, 2020 23:08:18 GMT 1
AIDERS OF THE LOST ARK A secret group tries to help the Lost Ark find it's way back to god. Do they succeed or does temptation take over and someone opens it and their faces melt off? YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE MOVIE !!!!1
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 10, 2020 23:15:19 GMT 1
STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JED Jed Clampett returns to the Galaxy Far Far Away and defeats the Sith. A poor mountaineer was getting hassled by the Sith He tried to get them drunk and offered them a fifth They refused so he had no choice Took his gun and fired it twice Into the hole that is, Down the shaft, Chain reaction, Big boom Well, the first thing you know old Jed's a hero. Started with nothin, was a zero Got to meet the princess, a medal with a big ceremony Then he returned back to Beverley Hills that is. His old dull life. Blah.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 11, 2020 20:47:08 GMT 1
Do they succeed or does temptation take over and someone opens it and their faces melt off? YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE MOVIE !!!!1Oh c'mon mate! I give spoilers for mine so it is only fair you give 'em for yours! (LOL I'm just kidding around with ya Baby. Don't rip my fingers out of joint. Thanx.)
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 11, 2020 22:36:51 GMT 1
YOU HAVE TO WATCH THE MOVIE !!!!1 Oh c'mon mate! I give spoilers for mine so it is only fair you give 'em for yours! (LOL I'm just kidding around with ya Baby. Don't rip my fingers out of joint. Thanx.)
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 12, 2020 10:53:49 GMT 1
Oh c'mon mate! I give spoilers for mine so it is only fair you give 'em for yours! (LOL I'm just kidding around with ya Baby. Don't rip my fingers out of joint. Thanx.) My, what big teeth you have! Which brings up another one... Drop a letter from a fairy tale. Well, since Wookies can get real old.... Oldielocks and the three bears.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 13, 2020 8:32:43 GMT 1
Forrest Ump
A retard becomes a baseball umpire because it is the PC thing to do.
"I think that was a strike. Or it might be a ball. I dunno. Mama always said that baseball is like a box of chocolates. You never know."
"You're out. Or you might be safe. Have you seen Jenny? And did I ever tell you of the time I got shot in the bu-tocks?"
Every black player that comes up to bat: "Are you Bubba? You look like Bubba. Bubba, is that you? You're still alive?" "Hey! How many times I gotta tell you I ain't Bubba!"
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 13, 2020 8:41:21 GMT 1
On Deadly Round
Even Steven Seagal cannot stop a wild and crazy merry go round that is spinning out of control from killing everyone who is on it and gets close to try and stop it.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 13, 2020 16:44:10 GMT 1
PUP FICTION
A small dog has a variety of crime related adventures.
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Post by Grandmaster on Oct 13, 2020 16:51:38 GMT 1
SPIT
James Macavoy has for 23 people's worth of saliva.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 14, 2020 2:50:21 GMT 1
SPIT James Macavoy has for 23 people's worth of saliva. I wasn't sure what the original title was so I looked him up on IMDb. While there, I came across another movie he was in which inspires the following: The Last King of Cotland. A homeless bum finds his true calling in life when he hoards all the cots in the shelter and starts renting them out. Spoiler: The preview, as always, makes it look better than it really is: Only problem is that everyone is too broke to meet his price so he ends up back on the streets.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 14, 2020 8:27:31 GMT 1
My Cousin Inny
At long last we get the much anticipated sequel to the courtroom comedy!
Well, kids are in trouble again for being on trial for a crime they probably did not commit and are of course being framed and set up by a small southern town. One of them calls his third cousin twice removed from his mother's sisters hairdresser. Spoiler: Instead of turning out like the genius lawyer Vinny was, this guy just sits there all day contemplating his belly button which is an inny.
"Would you like to question the witness?" "No your honor. I'm just wondering where in the hell did all this lint come from?"
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 14, 2020 8:31:20 GMT 1
On Olden Pond
Drama about a family involving a daughter and her old geezer parents at their lakeside cabin who will just never understand the kids of today. Never has the generation gap been this wide! "Why I remember when we had to hand crank the telephone to make a call and we did not carry them around in our pockets! You kids have it so fucking easy. What the fuck you have to whine about you damn whippersnappers!"
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 14, 2020 16:43:30 GMT 1
T the Extra-Terrestrial
Mr. T plays an alien left on Earth, who pities the fools who feel the need to call home.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 14, 2020 17:30:46 GMT 1
T the Extra-Terrestrial Mr. T plays an alien left on Earth, who pities the fools who feel the need to call home. Sometimes I actually think Mr. T is an alien! LOL
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 14, 2020 23:23:09 GMT 1
JURASSIC PAR
Experts tour a giant golf course that covers an entire island.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 14, 2020 23:28:58 GMT 1
APOCALYPSE OW
A U.S. Army officer in Vietnam is tasked with getting Band Aids to a Special Forces Colonel who has a boo boo.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 15, 2020 21:25:02 GMT 1
APOCALYPSE OW A U.S. Army officer in Vietnam is tasked with getting Band Aids to a Special Forces Colonel who has a boo boo. "boo boo" LOL! Love it! And I like your idea better where he is trying to help the poor bastard instead of murdering him!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 15, 2020 21:27:22 GMT 1
JURASSIC PAR Experts tour a giant golf course that covers an entire island. So the golf talk would be that instead of calling it a "birdie" it would be a pterodactyl?
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 22, 2020 20:27:49 GMT 1
Men In Back
Someone looking for help never thinks to look in the back where the men are.
Werd Science
A geek studies for the science spelling bee.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 24, 2020 0:31:04 GMT 1
Rebel Without a Ause
A teenage boy is filled with angst and frustration when he cannot find the magical land of Ause where a wizard lives who can return him home after he got swept up in a tornado.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 24, 2020 2:33:44 GMT 1
GHOSTBUSERS
A group of paranormal researchers is forced to drive spirits to school, to comply with a local desegregation order.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 24, 2020 2:42:39 GMT 1
THE MUMY
Bill Mumy terrorizes archeologists who dig him up in Egypt.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 24, 2020 2:44:03 GMT 1
THE VISIBLE MAN
A researcher is easily caught creeping around, after drinking a potion that doesn't work.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 24, 2020 4:39:30 GMT 1
GHOSTBUSERS A group of paranormal researchers is forced to drive spirits to school, to comply with a local desegregation order. LOL This is a good one Baby. And they can go to school where catching Covid won't happen!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 24, 2020 4:40:26 GMT 1
THE MUMY Bill Mumy terrorizes archeologists who dig him up in Egypt. If you have seen the TZ then you will know how he does it!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 24, 2020 4:44:51 GMT 1
THE VISIBLE MAN A researcher is easily caught creeping around, after drinking a potion that doesn't work. "You can't see me!" "Uh, yes we can. You are standing right there." "No you can't. Watch as I pick up this vase and walk around with it. It looks like it's floating in air! That is freaky and creeping you out, isn't it?" "Naw man. We can see you carrying it around the room in your left hand." "Lucky guess. I bet you can't hit me." *POW!* "That was another lucky guess!"
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 24, 2020 5:06:57 GMT 1
Debbie Does Allas
Lesbian fun for everyone!
Mad Ax
A sentient ax travels around chopping and killing. It is a real cut up of a good time!
Friday the 3
Everyone is safe at a camp because it is not the 13th and Jason Vorhees drowned two days ago.
So it is a movie with just the sex and not the violence? Are you out of your mind, man?
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 28, 2020 2:31:44 GMT 1
Godspell Od Spell
Felix and Oscar become born again warlocks. "Oscar! You left the alter a mess with these wrappers and empty beer cans!"
The Omen The Men
Wrecking havoc, war and other evils as men do. Is the devil and his son really needed? Naw.
Deep Throat Dep Throat
Desperate for money Johnny Depp jumps on the trend and does a spoken word one man show movie crying like he is a victim just like all the others while dressed up like Jack Sparrow.
You will be so thankful for subtitles like you had never been thankful before!
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Nov 10, 2020 6:38:32 GMT 1
Targate. Instead of sending you to another world, it just sends you to a boiling death.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Dec 31, 2020 8:01:10 GMT 1
Tent. Everything being 'inverted' seems cool...until you go on a camping trip.
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