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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 1, 2020 18:43:33 GMT 1
TAX DRIVER A form 1040 delivery driver keeps asking if anyone is talking to him. GODFELLAS A group of Catholic priests keep asking if they are funny like a clown. I really like these two at the way you used the memorable lines from the movie!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 1, 2020 18:45:35 GMT 1
The Blues Brother
Jake is dead.
What? Too soon?
(I wish he wasn't. BB2K sucked and I don't need to see the whole movie to know that.)
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 2, 2020 1:40:36 GMT 1
Once Upon a Time in Holly Woo
An X rated movie with new porn sensation Holly Woo.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 2, 2020 1:42:44 GMT 1
Once Upon a Time in the EST
All about the trials and tribulations of some poor shnook who went through and survived the EST cult.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 3, 2020 0:31:14 GMT 1
Mouse Hun
You thought the mouse was bad in the first one? It is time for Atilla to get revenge on the whole town!
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 3, 2020 5:57:15 GMT 1
AW
A group is kidnapped, chained up, and forced to make a choice: puppies or kittens!
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 3, 2020 6:00:35 GMT 1
AWS
In the sequel to AW, something is in the water: really cute baby sharks!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 4, 2020 2:48:02 GMT 1
Rasing Arizona
A Brit (Because they will put an 's' where we would put a 'z' hence why is it "Rasing") comes over and wants to turn the whole state into a parking lot.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 4, 2020 2:52:00 GMT 1
A Treetcar named Desire
About a mean and wicked Good Humor man who has named his ice cream truck 'Desire' and then teases the kids by doing the stop and start and drive away thing when they get closer.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 4, 2020 2:54:38 GMT 1
Reaking Away
Some kid takes the presidents advice and starts raking up the forests to prevent wildfires. And you thought you had too much time on your hands!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 4, 2020 8:04:38 GMT 1
Robin Hood: Men in tight
Gay X rated version of a comedic take on Robin Hood and his Merry Men that takes place in Sher-Hardwood Forest.
"So that is the real reason why they call you 'Little John!' Check it out Fryor Fuck!"
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 5, 2020 8:48:38 GMT 1
Pul Fiction
A prankster puts a "pull" sign on a door that is really meant to be pushed and has a lot of good laughs!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 10, 2020 8:35:24 GMT 1
Urban Ow! Boy!
A movie about a country bumpkin who moves to the big city and really gets off on feeling pain.
Spoiler: He tries to rip off a disco but gets caught and really enjoys the beat down on him that follows. "Harder!" he cries out, "Punch me harder! Yeah, that feels so good!"
Not to be confused with: Midnight Ow! Boy!
In that one he only enjoys pain at the stroke of midnight. Memorable line from that movie is: Hey! I'm slapping here! I'm slapping!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 10, 2020 8:45:21 GMT 1
Ed Dawn
A whole army of everyone named Ed comes over to invade and take over.
Spoiler: They lose because things get really confusing when orders are given. "Ed!" Yells the general. "Come over here!" 50 Ed's run over leaving their command post vulnerable to attack by the defenders which just happen to be a bunch of high school kids where most of them never fired a shot before but still somehow manage to win.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 10, 2020 8:53:23 GMT 1
Close Encounters of the Hird Kind
Cooooowwwwws frooommmm spaaaaaace!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 10, 2020 9:34:03 GMT 1
The I Visible, Man
Dude, if you want to sneak around with no one seeing you, you are doing it wrong.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 10, 2020 9:45:44 GMT 1
Trading Laces
A real thrill a minute movie filled with so much excitement as some guy on a subway steals shoe laces off of commuters shoes while they are wearing them to replace them with his that he thinks look better than the ones he's got.
Believe it or not this went direct to video.
OK I lied. This one was not even greenlit. Can you believe that?
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 10, 2020 12:10:51 GMT 1
The Wolman
A female shepherd gets bitten by a sheep and turns into an ewe every full moon.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 10, 2020 12:27:01 GMT 1
Dity Harry
A tough macho cop decides to try his hand at songwriting instead.
Memorable catch phrase: Well do ya feel the music, punk?
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Post by Grandmaster on Oct 10, 2020 14:18:22 GMT 1
Star Trek Fist Contact
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 10, 2020 22:10:00 GMT 1
AIDERS OF THE LOST ARK
A secret group tries to help the Lost Ark find it's way back to god.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 10, 2020 22:10:08 GMT 1
SPIDER-MA
Mary Parker is bitten by a radioactive spider, while on a field trip with her son.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 10, 2020 22:10:27 GMT 1
INDIAN JONES and the TEMPLE of DOOM
A native American archaeologist goes on adventures in Asia.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 10, 2020 22:10:42 GMT 1
I.JOE
Apple sends a team to battle against COBRA and Destro.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 10, 2020 22:11:08 GMT 1
ESCAPE FROM NEW ORK
Mork and Mindy enter a prison, in order to find President Orson.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 10, 2020 22:11:27 GMT 1
THE LOST WORD
An expedition of scientists and adventurers go deep into the Amazon to find a word that they forgot.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 10, 2020 22:11:38 GMT 1
HARRY OTTER and the PHILOSOPHER'S STONE
A small otter goes on wizarding adventures.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 10, 2020 22:12:08 GMT 1
STAR WARS: RETURN OF THE JED
Jed Clampett returns to the Galaxy Far Far Away and defeats the Sith.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 10, 2020 23:03:12 GMT 1
AIDERS OF THE LOST ARK A secret group tries to help the Lost Ark find it's way back to god. Do they succeed or does temptation take over and someone opens it and their faces melt off?
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 10, 2020 23:05:48 GMT 1
ESCAPE FROM NEW ORK Mork and Mindy enter a prison, in order to find President Orson. Now that I would watch! "He's not in here Min. Shazbat!"
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