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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 28, 2020 18:46:42 GMT 1
IT'S WONDERFUL LIFE
An angel visits an Evil Clown, showing him what the world would be like without him.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 28, 2020 18:57:15 GMT 1
PADDINGTON BAR
A stuffed animal gets drunk at a pub near the local train station.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 28, 2020 18:59:33 GMT 1
THE RIDE OF FRANKENSTEIN
Doctor Frankenstein builds a theme park water slide, so little girls can splash into the water.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Sept 29, 2020 8:07:13 GMT 1
Yes, I already posted this in another thread...but whatever. Reylo are even more messed up than you first thought!
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Post by Dave Stoller on Sept 29, 2020 11:15:31 GMT 1
Tar Wars Watch out when they fire up the feather canons!
Slap Hot! Ohhh.. Spank my hot ass baby! Spank it!
Super Ma She really is a wonder woman! Ground Ho Day No charge for any escort for the day if she does not see her shadow.
Forrest Gum All about a moron who invents a new flavor of gum that tastes like pine trees. "Chew forest, chew!"
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Post by Dave Stoller on Sept 29, 2020 12:03:11 GMT 1
The OD Couple
A pair of lovers never learn their limits when they take drugs together.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2020 13:45:06 GMT 1
Tar Wars Watch out when they fire up the feather canons! Slap Hot! Ohhh.. Spank my hot ass baby! Spank it! Super Ma She really is a wonder woman! Ground Ho Day No charge for any escort for the day if she does not see her shadow. Forrest Gum All about a moron who invents a new flavor of gum that tastes like pine trees. "Chew forest, chew!" Ground Ho Day Pay only once and get off as many times as you like!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 29, 2020 13:50:43 GMT 1
Thor: The Dark Word Steve Rogers cries, "Language!"
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Post by Dave Stoller on Sept 30, 2020 1:23:47 GMT 1
Goodfella
Just a super nice guy who never hurt no one.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Sept 30, 2020 1:25:11 GMT 1
The Go Father
All about a dead beat dad who got a baby he had to refuse.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 30, 2020 1:35:12 GMT 1
GONE WITH THE WIN
A star quarterback retires from football, after winning his first Super Bowl.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 30, 2020 1:35:29 GMT 1
DO HOLLYWOOD
A big city doctor, played by Michael J. Fox, becomes an L.A. gigolo.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 30, 2020 1:36:01 GMT 1
CLEAR AND PRESENT ANGER
CIA Analyst Jack Ryan tries to control his temper.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 30, 2020 1:36:58 GMT 1
KIN KONG
A giant gorilla has his family over to his log cabin for a delicious homemade supper.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 30, 2020 1:37:08 GMT 1
THE FIR
A young lawyer grows a pine tree, only to discover that it has a sinister dark side.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 30, 2020 1:38:09 GMT 1
THE HUGER GAMES
Donald Trump creates a reality television show, bigger and better than any before it.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 30, 2020 1:45:45 GMT 1
CAR
One animated car drives around, talking to itself.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 30, 2020 1:50:12 GMT 1
FIELD OF REAMS
An Iowa farmer builds a paper mill in his back yard.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Sept 30, 2020 4:02:33 GMT 1
FIELD OF REAMS An Iowa farmer builds a paper mill in his back yard. My mind went in the gutter with Harry Reams the porn star! LOL
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Sept 30, 2020 10:41:30 GMT 1
The Cow. On the night before the annual hoedown, a bunch cow-tippers murder a sweet farm girl, Clarabelle, who was tries to put a stop to their vicious prank. As her restless soul is escorted to the netherworld, Bessie the cow brings Clarabelle's spirit back and her reanimated body rises from its cold grave as a supernatural avenging spectre. After eventually figuring out how to communicate with her bovine sidekick, Clarabelle is guided through the land of the living and lead to her killers so that she may settle her unfinished business on earth.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Sept 30, 2020 11:58:30 GMT 1
Super Ad
Two young ad execs who are best friends get the accounts for beer and other liquor ads thinking that will get them to finally score with the office chicks they both have crushes on.
One of the guys who thinks he is their friend but they think of him more as a sidekick when they seek out his help calls himself McOven because he loves to bake.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 1, 2020 0:41:13 GMT 1
In the Eat of the Night
All about this guy who gets the munchies late at night seeking out the perfect midnight snack.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 1, 2020 2:43:48 GMT 1
Host (Ghost)
What happens when your mother in law comes to visit and she makes you feel like a host to a parasite.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 1, 2020 6:32:38 GMT 1
Swap Thing
The neighbor who is sooooo annoying that you will finally cave in and trade even though your lawn mower costs way more than his rusty, chipped and dull pruning shears.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 1, 2020 6:46:23 GMT 1
AGING BULL
An male cow gets older and older.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 1, 2020 6:47:32 GMT 1
TAX DRIVER
A form 1040 delivery driver keeps asking if anyone is talking to him.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 1, 2020 6:49:22 GMT 1
GODFELLAS
A group of Catholic priests keep asking if they are funny like a clown.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Oct 1, 2020 6:54:37 GMT 1
DUL
Steven Spielberg directs a really boring movie about a truck chasing a car.
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Post by AQUA JAMES! on Oct 1, 2020 16:50:20 GMT 1
Slo: A Star Wars Story
The story of Han and how he always seemed so slow.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 1, 2020 18:41:08 GMT 1
Slo: A Star Wars Story The story of Han and how he always seemed so slow. Are you suggesting that Greedo shot first? If you are, blasphemy!
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