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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 6, 2020 22:04:30 GMT 1
Once Upon A Time...
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Sept 6, 2020 23:56:53 GMT 1
there lived a beautiful princess
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 6, 2020 23:59:16 GMT 1
in a land called Honalee
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Sept 7, 2020 2:36:53 GMT 1
that had been overrun by dragons
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 7, 2020 3:27:27 GMT 1
many different kinds of dragons
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Sept 7, 2020 15:37:06 GMT 1
, some of which ate princesses for an afternoon snack.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 7, 2020 16:19:24 GMT 1
But, there was one particular dragon
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Sept 7, 2020 16:53:23 GMT 1
Named Chocolatemilk
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 7, 2020 18:51:03 GMT 1
and he actually liked princesses!
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Sept 7, 2020 23:11:18 GMT 1
Not in a creepy way
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 8, 2020 3:11:44 GMT 1
but in a sweet, friendly way
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Sept 8, 2020 16:20:24 GMT 1
He had an identical twin dragon-brother, however, named Concretemilk.
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Post by AQUA JAMES! on Sept 8, 2020 18:21:42 GMT 1
And he was like all the other dragons whose most loved food is princesses
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Sept 8, 2020 23:36:56 GMT 1
His brother had tried to turn him vegan to no avail
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2020 2:09:02 GMT 1
But that was before the Wizards arrived, the terrible malicious Wizards of the Icy Nothernlands!
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Sept 9, 2020 2:48:22 GMT 1
Everyone knew that wizards were to blame for any bizarre thing that happened
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 9, 2020 2:50:01 GMT 1
Especially bizarre Icy Things!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Sept 9, 2020 3:17:39 GMT 1
Chocolatemilk did not like to see the lines of worry crossing the beautiful Princess Genevieve’s face when she heard of the Wizards of the Icy Northerlands (WINs), they who did Bizarre Icy Things (BITs). What’s worse, he knew the only being in the kingdom who possessed the magic ring that could melt the WINs was none other than Concretemilk…
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2020 7:26:54 GMT 1
So our hero knew he had to get his hands- uh, claws- on that ring as soon as humanly- er, dragonly- possible.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 12, 2020 19:06:34 GMT 1
Our hero, you say? Who is that, you say? Well, that's where the story gets interesting...
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Sept 12, 2020 20:11:09 GMT 1
For, little known to Princess Genevieve, Concretemilk had dragonapped and started impersonating Chocolatemilk years before. He was concerned about the beautiful Genevieve’s worries, yes—but only because worried humans don’t taste especially good...
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Post by Deleted on Sept 12, 2020 21:40:44 GMT 1
Meanwhile, the wizards were after an artifact of their own- an ancient golden cup filled with the potion of everlasting terror... They sought The Chalice of Evil!
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Sept 14, 2020 0:02:38 GMT 1
Like all good MacGuffins, the ever-elusive Chalice Of Evil (COE) was much sought after...yet what it actually did remained rather vague, all the WINs knew for certain was that it was currently in the possession of a sexy witch (the distinction between regular witches and sexy witches is an important one) who went by the name of Bow Chicka Wow Wow.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Sept 15, 2020 1:05:20 GMT 1
The WINs announced, "It's clobberin' time!"...and by 'clobberin' time' what they meant was it was time to go purchase some comfortable footwear for their long journey they had ahead of them to Bow Chicka Wow Wow's witchy hovel.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 16, 2020 18:32:45 GMT 1
And so, after quite a long stop at the Clobber Boots Outlet Store, the gang set off on their journey...
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Sept 20, 2020 8:22:21 GMT 1
...for Bow Chicka Wow Wow's witchy hovel, while at the same time Concretemilk (still posing as Chocolatemilk) was attempting to cheer up Princess Genevieve with shadow puppets so that she would feel better and therefore taste better when it came time to eat her.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Sept 21, 2020 0:25:15 GMT 1
He'd tried everything he could to cheer up Princess Sadsack. After shadow puppets didn't work, he made armpit fart noises, he spoke with a high-pitched helium voice, he even tried the classic 'pie-in-the-face' gag...though maybe if he'd done it to himself rather than to her her, she might've seen the funny side of it. People humour made little sense to Concretemilk.
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Oct 5, 2020 3:23:43 GMT 1
oh my bad I kind of derailed this thread lol. I thought this was the other one It was fine, Biz. You didn't have to delete your posts. I've had to make some adjustments to my posts now since you deleted yours. We'll also just have to pretend my two posts in a row are part of 'one' post, since technically this is meant to be a 'taking turns' sort of thing and I never originally posted twice in a row (which is now how it appears since your posts in between mine are gone). Since most of the story so far is on the first page, I thought a summary of what's happened up to this point would be helpful (to save anyone from having to look at what's come before). The Story So Far:Once Upon A Time there lived a beautiful princess in a land called Honalee that had been overrun by dragons. Many different kinds of dragons, some of which ate princesses for an afternoon snack. But, there was one particular dragon named Chocolatemilk and he actually liked princesses! Not in a creepy way but in a sweet, friendly way. He had an identical twin dragon-brother, however, named Concretemilk and he was like all the other dragons whose most loved food is princesses. His brother had tried to turn him vegan to no avail, but that was before the Wizards arrived, the terrible malicious Wizards of the Icy Nothernlands! Everyone knew that wizards were to blame for any bizarre thing that happened, especially bizarre Icy Things! Chocolatemilk did not like to see the lines of worry crossing the beautiful Princess Genevieve’s face when she heard of the Wizards of the Icy Northerlands (WINs), they who did Bizarre Icy Things (BITs). What’s worse, he knew the only being in the kingdom who possessed the magic ring that could melt the WINs was none other than Concretemilk. So our hero knew he had to get his hands- uh, claws- on that ring as soon as humanly- er, dragonly- possible. Our hero, you say? Who is that, you say? Well, that's where the story gets interesting. For, little known to Princess Genevieve, Concretemilk had dragonapped and started impersonating Chocolatemilk years before. He was concerned about the beautiful Genevieve’s worries, yes—but only because worried humans don’t taste especially good. Meanwhile, the wizards were after an artifact of their own- an ancient golden cup filled with the potion of everlasting terror...they sought The Chalice of Evil! Like all good MacGuffins, the ever-elusive Chalice Of Evil (COE) was much sought after...yet what it actually did remained rather vague, all the WINs knew for certain was that it was currently in the possession of a sexy witch (the distinction between regular witches and sexy witches is an important one) who went by the name of Bow Chicka Wow Wow. The WINs announced, "It's clobberin' time!"...and by 'clobberin' time' what they meant was it was time to go purchase some comfortable footwear for their long journey they had ahead of them to Bow Chicka Wow Wow's witchy hovel. And so, after quite a long stop at the Clobber Boots Outlet Store, the gang set off on their journey for Bow Chicka Wow Wow's witchy hovel, while at the same time Concretemilk (still posing as Chocolatemilk) was attempting to cheer up Princess Genevieve with shadow puppets so that she would feel better and therefore taste better when it came time to eat her. He'd tried everything he could to cheer up Princess Sadsack. After shadow puppets didn't work, he made armpit fart noises, he spoke with a high-pitched helium voice, he even tried the classic 'pie-in-the-face' gag...though maybe if he'd done it to himself rather than to her her, she might've seen the funny side of it. People humour made little sense to Concretemilk.
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Post by Dave Stoller on Oct 15, 2020 19:56:49 GMT 1
When Chocolatemilk heard what his brother was up to he decided to save the princess and started out. While on his quest he came across the work of the WINs which was a BIT that looked like...
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Nov 17, 2020 0:56:41 GMT 1
When Chocolatemilk heard what his brother was up to he decided to save the princess and started out. While on his quest he came across the work of the WINs which was a BIT that looked like... a dragon ice sculpture. Unable to control himself, Chocolatemilk proceeded to lick the giant ice sculpture and the warmth from his tongue melted the ice away to reveal a female dragon underneath. "Why, thank you." she said to Chocolatemilk, "Those nasty WNs froze me and I thought I was never going to be free! I'm Skimmilk. What's your name?". Chocolatemilk couldn't even answer, and just made googly eyes at the lady dragon. "I-I think I'm in love." he finally stammered.
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