Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Jun 7, 2021 10:25:52 GMT 1
Disclaimer: This thread was inspired by the 'Make Up a Fox-Men Film' and 'Make Up a Bond Film' threads started by AQUA JAR!™ which can be found here:
sakaar.freeforums.net/thread/1837/make-fox-men-film
sakaar.freeforums.net/thread/1835/make-bond-film
Basically, this thread is just intended as a bit of fun/not to be taken too seriously. For my Star Wars movie, rather than come up with something I'd want to watch...I've decided to go in the opposite direction and create an unholy film that is fully intended as an abomination that not enough money in the world could get me to watch - that's why it revolves around a character I hate, has a cast of actors/actresses who I am not a fan of, features existing characters acting OOC and has a plot that is unoriginal/nonsensical. This is my nightmare of a Star Wars movie. Enjoy!
Star Wars: Episode X - The Broompire Sweeps Back.
Broom Boy's mother (Amy Adams) dumped him on a planet and he became an urchin who used the Force to sweep floors, while his friend - who was much more skilled with the Force - went onto become a worthwhile Jedi. Broom Boy hoped Finn and Rose would free him when they visited Canto Bight, but to his disappointment they just laughed in his face. Nobody wanted to train Broom Boy until one day a Sith Lord (Dave Bautista) came along who could see that Broom Boy was already on the road towards becoming evil and all he needed was a little push to join the Dark Side, so he trained him in the ways of the Sith.
Broom Boy eventually grew up and took on the name of Darth Broom (Henry Cavill), but then he met a girl (Rooney Mara) and they started dating in secret. Because he was getting distracted and shirking his Sith duties, when his Master found out about the two of them, he forbid any romantic entanglements...which consequently got him killed. Feeling guilty about what he'd done, and after much searching, Darth Broom finally tracked down Rey to help turn him to the Light Side of the Force again (her specialty), but she told him to take a hike. When he got into a fight with his girlfriend, who was worried about his mental health, he killed her in a fit of rage. Now with a taste for blood, he next went after all those he perceived as having 'wronged' him - ie. his mother, Finn and Rose, even Rey. The voice in his head which had been telling him to do all this turned out to belong to that of Jar Jar Binks, revealing himself as Broom Boy's Grandfather who had returned from the dead to become the new Emperor, and together they ruled the galaxy.
sakaar.freeforums.net/thread/1837/make-fox-men-film
sakaar.freeforums.net/thread/1835/make-bond-film
Basically, this thread is just intended as a bit of fun/not to be taken too seriously. For my Star Wars movie, rather than come up with something I'd want to watch...I've decided to go in the opposite direction and create an unholy film that is fully intended as an abomination that not enough money in the world could get me to watch - that's why it revolves around a character I hate, has a cast of actors/actresses who I am not a fan of, features existing characters acting OOC and has a plot that is unoriginal/nonsensical. This is my nightmare of a Star Wars movie. Enjoy!
Star Wars: Episode X - The Broompire Sweeps Back.
Broom Boy's mother (Amy Adams) dumped him on a planet and he became an urchin who used the Force to sweep floors, while his friend - who was much more skilled with the Force - went onto become a worthwhile Jedi. Broom Boy hoped Finn and Rose would free him when they visited Canto Bight, but to his disappointment they just laughed in his face. Nobody wanted to train Broom Boy until one day a Sith Lord (Dave Bautista) came along who could see that Broom Boy was already on the road towards becoming evil and all he needed was a little push to join the Dark Side, so he trained him in the ways of the Sith.
Broom Boy eventually grew up and took on the name of Darth Broom (Henry Cavill), but then he met a girl (Rooney Mara) and they started dating in secret. Because he was getting distracted and shirking his Sith duties, when his Master found out about the two of them, he forbid any romantic entanglements...which consequently got him killed. Feeling guilty about what he'd done, and after much searching, Darth Broom finally tracked down Rey to help turn him to the Light Side of the Force again (her specialty), but she told him to take a hike. When he got into a fight with his girlfriend, who was worried about his mental health, he killed her in a fit of rage. Now with a taste for blood, he next went after all those he perceived as having 'wronged' him - ie. his mother, Finn and Rose, even Rey. The voice in his head which had been telling him to do all this turned out to belong to that of Jar Jar Binks, revealing himself as Broom Boy's Grandfather who had returned from the dead to become the new Emperor, and together they ruled the galaxy.
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