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Post by AQUA CAT! on May 26, 2021 2:13:36 GMT 1
How do you get a duck to sing?
Cook it until it's Bill Withers.
I made a Bee Gees themed stir fry tonight. What makes it Bee Gees themed?
Well you can tell by the way I use my wok!
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Post by primemcgee on May 26, 2021 4:03:30 GMT 1
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 8 9!
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Post by Deleted on May 26, 2021 7:41:57 GMT 1
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to. Duh!
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Post by primemcgee on May 28, 2021 0:21:07 GMT 1
This is corny but I like it
Knock knock
Who's there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on May 29, 2021 23:31:42 GMT 1
What did Austin Powers say to his girlfriend’s ear? “Do you feel corny, baby?” Ear of corn. Corny. Yeah.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on May 30, 2021 2:30:04 GMT 1
I like a good eye joke. The cornea the better!
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Jun 2, 2021 20:58:03 GMT 1
What time does Sean Connery show up for Wimbledon?
Tennish.
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Post by primemcgee on Jun 2, 2021 22:09:51 GMT 1
Tom Cruise tells a corny polar bear joke in the first part of this video.
He sure looks young for 60. 60 is the new 25.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Jun 17, 2021 23:10:12 GMT 1
I have a step ladder. Sadly I never knew my real ladder.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jun 18, 2021 16:52:06 GMT 1
Dad’s outside doing lawn work. Sally comes up to him and says, “Daddy, what’s sex?” Dad stops, surprised, and figures that Sally must have heard the word at school. He asks her to sit down and begins to explain about the birds and the bees. At the end, Sally’s jaw hangs open. Dad says, “Why did you ask this question?” Sally says, “Mommy told me to tell you dinner would be ready in a couple of secs.”
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Post by The Phantom Menace on Jun 18, 2021 18:48:05 GMT 1
Dad’s outside doing lawn work. Sally comes up to him and says, “Daddy, what’s sex?” Dad stops, surprised, and figures that Sally must have heard the word at school. He asks her to sit down and begins to explain about the birds and the bees. At the end, Sally’s jaw hangs open. Dad says, “Why did you ask this question?” Sally says, “Mommy told me to tell you dinner would be ready in a couple of secs.” BRILLIANT!
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2021 6:00:03 GMT 1
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to. Duh! I thought it was to get into the Texas Air National Guard.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 20, 2021 6:06:43 GMT 1
What is this picture of? A Minnesota nudist camp in winter.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Jun 22, 2021 5:22:18 GMT 1
Just started a new job at the guillotine factory. I'll beheading there tomorrow.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 23, 2021 19:43:13 GMT 1
What did Humphrey Bogart say to Admiral Ackbar?
Here’s looking at you, squid.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Jul 19, 2021 5:30:26 GMT 1
I bet Sylvie from Loki 20 dollars that I could make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Oct 5, 2021 0:38:32 GMT 1
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Door mom.
Door mom who?
Dormammu I've come to bargain!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 6, 2021 20:34:24 GMT 1
Did you know they took the word gullible out of the dictionary?
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