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Post by ArArArchStanton on Nov 23, 2020 17:17:36 GMT 1
Ya know, goofy things like,,,
Helpless Grape, One Cat Parade, and Yellow POS
Ever say weird little phrases that nobody would get out of context? I instantly think of them as quirky fun band names. Share yours here.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Nov 23, 2020 23:54:48 GMT 1
Sick Australian Joke.
Yes, there’s a story behind it.
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Nov 24, 2020 0:12:46 GMT 1
Sick Australian Joke. Yes, there’s a story behind it. thats what’s I’m talking about. Now I actually want to find Sick Australian Joke playing at some bar. I’m sure they’re metal AF lol
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2020 0:26:16 GMT 1
This reminds me of when I was in college writing a story about a band and I wanted to genuinely come up with a good band name that had never been used. But EVERYTHING I could think of had been used! Google search always turned up a real band, however obscure, and no matter how ridiculous the name.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2020 0:28:11 GMT 1
Ya know, goofy things like,,, Helpless Grape, One Cat Parade, and Yellow POS Ever say weird little phrases that nobody would get out of context? I instantly think of them as quirky fun band names. Share yours here. Please DO NOT explain the context of “Yellow POS”. I’m guessing bad Thai Food? Don’t answer that.
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Nov 24, 2020 0:49:47 GMT 1
Ya know, goofy things like,,, Helpless Grape, One Cat Parade, and Yellow POS Ever say weird little phrases that nobody would get out of context? I instantly think of them as quirky fun band names. Share yours here. Please DO NOT explain the context of “Yellow POS”. I’m guessing bad Thai Food? Don’t answer that. lolol. I shall not dissuade your imagination Mr President
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2020 1:47:10 GMT 1
Cross Or Die, Squirrel! My Butt's Asleep Fuck You, Jimmy Dean (his breakfast sandwiches, do NOT fill you up all morning long)
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Nov 24, 2020 2:36:22 GMT 1
Cross Or Die, Squirrel! My Butt's Asleep Fuck You, Jimmy Dean (his breakfast sandwiches, do NOT fill you up all morning long) lol. Now coming to the stage, My Butt’s Asleep!!!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Nov 24, 2020 3:25:21 GMT 1
This reminds me of when I was in college writing a story about a band and I wanted to genuinely come up with a good band name that had never been used. But EVERYTHING I could think of had been used! Google search always turned up a real band, however obscure, and no matter how ridiculous the name. Dear God, please don’t tell me “Sick Australian Joke” has been used!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Nov 24, 2020 3:33:38 GMT 1
So, here’s the story. SPOILERS if you don’t want to know, but the context is just as inexplicable as the phrase.
My cousin and I were really close when we were kids because we’re both only children, so we had to rely on each other like siblings and always went away on vacation together, etc. So one summer the family’s going to Lake George, New York, and cuz and I are at this park. We run off and climb to the top of some rock, and some people are sitting for a picnic beneath us. (Beneath the rock, that is. It’s some huge rock that kids climb all over and have their pictures taken on.)
It’s two people who look like a couple and one extra lady. They’re talking. Cuz and I naturally don’t care what they’re saying, but then the “extra lady” stands up and screams, “IS THAT SOME TYPE OF SICK AUSTRALIAN JOKE?”
Everyone in the park turns to look at her. Cuz and I turn to look at her. She sees everyone’s looking at her and storms off.
And that’s that. To this day I have no idea what on earth she meant by that.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2020 5:20:10 GMT 1
So, here’s the story. SPOILERS if you don’t want to know, but the context is just as inexplicable as the phrase. My cousin and I were really close when we were kids because we’re both only children, so we had to rely on each other like siblings and always went away on vacation together, etc. So one summer the family’s going to Lake George, New York, and cuz and I are at this park. We run off and climb to the top of some rock, and some people are sitting for a picnic beneath us. (Beneath the rock, that is. It’s some huge rock that kids climb all over and have their pictures taken on.) It’s two people who look like a couple and one extra lady. They’re talking. Cuz and I naturally don’t care what they’re saying, but then the “extra lady” stands up and screams, “IS THAT SOME TYPE OF SICK AUSTRALIAN JOKE?” Everyone in the park turns to look at her. Cuz and I turn to look at her. She sees everyone’s looking at her and storms off. And that’s that. To this day I have no idea what on earth she meant by that. That’s such a hilariously random thing to over hear. I love it! 😂
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2020 7:19:11 GMT 1
Sick Australian Joke. Yes, there’s a story behind it. You rang?
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Post by AQUA KEN! on Nov 24, 2020 12:47:04 GMT 1
Burning Sharon
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Nov 24, 2020 16:11:10 GMT 1
Sick Australian Joke. Yes, there’s a story behind it. You rang? Someone on v2.0 once asked me to create a thread to ask some of the Ozzies there for an explanation, and I did just for the heck of it, but their reaction was the same as I expected: “How am I supposed to know?”
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Nov 24, 2020 16:13:58 GMT 1
So, here’s the story. SPOILERS if you don’t want to know, but the context is just as inexplicable as the phrase. My cousin and I were really close when we were kids because we’re both only children, so we had to rely on each other like siblings and always went away on vacation together, etc. So one summer the family’s going to Lake George, New York, and cuz and I are at this park. We run off and climb to the top of some rock, and some people are sitting for a picnic beneath us. (Beneath the rock, that is. It’s some huge rock that kids climb all over and have their pictures taken on.) It’s two people who look like a couple and one extra lady. They’re talking. Cuz and I naturally don’t care what they’re saying, but then the “extra lady” stands up and screams, “IS THAT SOME TYPE OF SICK AUSTRALIAN JOKE?” Everyone in the park turns to look at her. Cuz and I turn to look at her. She sees everyone’s looking at her and storms off. And that’s that. To this day I have no idea what on earth she meant by that. That’s such a hilariously random thing to over hear. I love it! 😂 One of my friends once asked me, “Do you just attract strange things or something?”
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Post by Lord Death Man on Nov 24, 2020 18:12:42 GMT 1
She's Always Down
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Nov 24, 2020 22:48:30 GMT 1
Well Im sure that’s completely innocent
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Post by Deleted on Nov 24, 2020 22:51:21 GMT 1
Doth mother know you weareth her drapes?
Totally a band name
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Nov 25, 2020 1:41:48 GMT 1
Ya know, goofy things like,,, Helpless Grape, One Cat Parade, and Yellow POS Ever say weird little phrases that nobody would get out of context? I instantly think of them as quirky fun band names. Share yours here. Not something that I ever said, but I remember watching an episode of Doctor Who during the Matt Smith era and thinking when he uttered the words "stroppy homicidal mermaid" that that would make a good band name. This reminds me of when I was in college writing a story about a band and I wanted to genuinely come up with a good band name that had never been used. But EVERYTHING I could think of had been used! Google search always turned up a real band, however obscure, and no matter how ridiculous the name. I once made up a fake Swedish punk band I decided to call Boofy & Co. that consisted of three members - Boofy (lead vocals), Sven (guitar), and Benny (drums). They had an album with six songs on it (so, I guess it was actually more of an EP): 'The World Sucks' 'Yummy Blood' 'The Ikea Song 'BorisEye' 'Prostitute' 'Joint' And if you think that's^ weird...you haven't even seen the cover art I designed for it.
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Nov 25, 2020 3:04:20 GMT 1
Ya know, goofy things like,,, Helpless Grape, One Cat Parade, and Yellow POS Ever say weird little phrases that nobody would get out of context? I instantly think of them as quirky fun band names. Share yours here. Not something that I ever said, but I remember watching an episode of Doctor Who during the Matt Smith era and thinking when he uttered the words "stroppy homicidal mermaid" that that would make a good band name. This reminds me of when I was in college writing a story about a band and I wanted to genuinely come up with a good band name that had never been used. But EVERYTHING I could think of had been used! Google search always turned up a real band, however obscure, and no matter how ridiculous the name. I once made up a fake Swedish punk band I decided to call Boofy & Co. that consisted of three members - Boofy (lead vocals), Sven (guitar), and Benny (drums). They had an album with six songs on it (so, I guess it was actually more of an EP): 'The World Sucks' 'Yummy Blood' 'The Ikea Song 'BorisEye' 'Prostitute' 'Joint' And if you think that's^ weird...you haven't even seen the cover art I designed for it. This all reminds me of a silly DOS game I played 30 years ago. I have no idea how it rated what you came up with, but the entire game was being a band and deciding to release new songs. You got to title them and the weirder you were the more points you got basically.
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Post by maximura on Nov 25, 2020 3:47:54 GMT 1
This reminds me of a BBS text game called Rock Star, or Rock Band, or Rock Text, or something, where you had initial success off your made up band name. Would love to see the algorithm for that one, but I'm going with "Highly Inappropriate".
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Post by Chalice_Of_Evil on Nov 25, 2020 22:37:15 GMT 1
Not something that I ever said, but I remember watching an episode of Doctor Who during the Matt Smith era and thinking when he uttered the words "stroppy homicidal mermaid" that that would make a good band name. I once made up a fake Swedish punk band I decided to call Boofy & Co. that consisted of three members - Boofy (lead vocals), Sven (guitar), and Benny (drums). They had an album with six songs on it (so, I guess it was actually more of an EP): 'The World Sucks' 'Yummy Blood' 'The Ikea Song 'BorisEye' 'Prostitute' 'Joint' And if you think that's^ weird...you haven't even seen the cover art I designed for it. This all reminds me of a silly DOS game I played 30 years ago. I have no idea how it rated what you came up with, but the entire game was being a band and deciding to release new songs. You got to title them and the weirder you were the more points you got basically. I wonder how many points my band's song titles would've gotten.
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Post by Grandmaster on Nov 25, 2020 22:42:15 GMT 1
Dripping Wet Butt Cheeks
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Nov 25, 2020 22:44:50 GMT 1
ok, your band is going on late. Very very late. And we’re not even discussing putting up your poster.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 20, 2022 22:23:36 GMT 1
Just came to mind…
TICHBORNE CLAIMANT
In all caps like that, too.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 20, 2022 23:37:06 GMT 1
Which reminds me, my cousin and I considered starting a band when we were 13 or so. I don’t think we ever got around to a name, but songs included “There’s a Bubble in the Ocean,” “Old Man Sitting in a Chair,” and “Strawberrying.” Our intended album title was Apple Pi.
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Jan 20, 2022 23:55:42 GMT 1
Which reminds me, my cousin and I or so considered starting a band when we were 13. I don’t think we ever got around to a name, but songs included “There’s a Bubble in the Ocean,” “Old Man Sitting in a Chair,” and “Strawberrying.” Our intended album title was Apple Pi. I seriously thought I started this thread a few months ago. I can’t believe it’s been since 2020. I lose track of time like crazy
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 21, 2022 0:05:19 GMT 1
Which reminds me, my cousin and I or so considered starting a band when we were 13. I don’t think we ever got around to a name, but songs included “There’s a Bubble in the Ocean,” “Old Man Sitting in a Chair,” and “Strawberrying.” Our intended album title was Apple Pi. I seriously thought I started this thread a few months ago. I can’t believe it’s been since 2020. I lose track of time like crazy Oh man, I would’ve said this thread was from just a few months ago too. This is all so weird.
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Post by ArArArchStanton on Jan 21, 2022 0:44:16 GMT 1
I seriously thought I started this thread a few months ago. I can’t believe it’s been since 2020. I lose track of time like crazy Oh man, I would’ve said this thread was from just a few months ago too. This is all so weird. right? I even thought I made it after a conversation with people I work with now. Who I didn’t work with in 2020. Something is fishy
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Post by LokisMom on Aug 4, 2022 11:33:32 GMT 1
Hypersonic Inertia
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