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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Sept 6, 2022 16:21:19 GMT 1
Oh, he looks so neat and happy When he’s dressed in fins and tails. That is why the people know him As the Grand Old Prince of Wales!
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Sept 7, 2022 5:31:08 GMT 1
This concept of "wuv" CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Sept 7, 2022 23:29:36 GMT 1
Slow down, please be at peace— In your jeans, just press a crease. In the park in hippie days, Ironing and being evil!
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Sept 8, 2022 0:20:25 GMT 1
This concept of "wuv" CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US! you actually sound ALARMED AND OFFENDED
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Sept 8, 2022 0:59:43 GMT 1
This concept of "wuv" CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US! you actually sound ALARMED AND OFFENDED So ALARMED and so OFFENDED!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Sept 10, 2022 13:03:30 GMT 1
Gilligan’s Island Gets a Gritty Modern Remake
A stranded skipper snapped, “Coo-coo,” When brainily he broke a nut. “That’s it!” he swore. “I’ll eat the crew But not another coconut!”
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Dec 14, 2022 23:58:19 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Dec 20, 2022 2:55:21 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Dec 20, 2022 22:38:06 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Dec 23, 2022 22:26:00 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Dec 24, 2022 6:47:23 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Dec 29, 2022 20:48:15 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Jan 2, 2023 18:17:23 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Jan 3, 2023 21:12:37 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 10, 2023 4:40:50 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 10, 2023 19:21:27 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Jan 14, 2023 20:11:46 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 16, 2023 22:13:31 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 16, 2023 23:04:58 GMT 1
I spent a significant portion of yesterday as the prisoner of a mad barber. When he learned about cutting hair, he must have misheard the word as “hairs” because he seemed to examine each and every one of mine before delicately, daintily cutting it. He then proceeded to do the same with the next strand. He intermittently lifted tufts of my hair, as if he were an artist examining his canvas. I was his canvas—nay, his soon-to-be topiary. I’m surprised I’m still coherent, the whole experience was so mind-numbingly monotonous. The other barber in the shop had completed two people’s haircuts and started a third—I am not exaggerating—by the time my barber finished on me.
And he cut my hair too short.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 18, 2023 20:46:21 GMT 1
I spent a significant portion of yesterday as the prisoner of a mad barber. When he learned about cutting hair, he must have misheard the word as “hairs” because he seemed to examine each and every one of mine before delicately, daintily cutting it. He then proceeded to do the same with the next strand. He intermittently lifted tufts of my hair, as if he were an artist examining his canvas. I was his canvas—nay, his soon-to-be topiary. I’m surprised I’m still coherent, the whole experience was so mind-numbingly monotonous. The other barber in the shop had completed two people’s haircuts and started a third—I am not exaggerating—by the time my barber finished on me. And he cut my hair too short. now i see why The Phantom Menace™ never gets his hair cut!
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Jan 18, 2023 21:24:22 GMT 1
I spent a significant portion of yesterday as the prisoner of a mad barber. When he learned about cutting hair, he must have misheard the word as “hairs” because he seemed to examine each and every one of mine before delicately, daintily cutting it. He then proceeded to do the same with the next strand. He intermittently lifted tufts of my hair, as if he were an artist examining his canvas. I was his canvas—nay, his soon-to-be topiary. I’m surprised I’m still coherent, the whole experience was so mind-numbingly monotonous. The other barber in the shop had completed two people’s haircuts and started a third—I am not exaggerating—by the time my barber finished on me. And he cut my hair too short. now i see why The Phantom Menace™ never gets his hair cut! ITZ CUZ HE IZ DUM!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 18, 2023 23:17:50 GMT 1
now i see why The Phantom Menace™ never gets his hair cut! ITZ CUZ HE IZ DUM! WHO IZ THAT MYSTERIOUS MENACING PHANTOM?!?!?!?!?!? I BET HE’Z CLINTONGREENE!
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Jan 29, 2023 20:37:28 GMT 1
Smithers, massage my brain!
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 30, 2023 20:54:31 GMT 1
I’m working from the library and want to get a coffee but haven’t gotten one yet because I’m afraid of the woman working at the café. She SCREAMS every OTHER word AND gets MAD at ANYONE who ASKS for COFFEE in A way SHE thinks IS too COMPLICATED (I’m a milk-no-sugar guy, but still). She’s also yelling at someone right now for asking a second time how much something costs.
This could be a sitcom episode.
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Post by AQUA SALZ! on Jan 30, 2023 20:58:58 GMT 1
She also likes to tell people that they’re ordering things wrong. Little girl wants an ice cream sandwich; Counter Lady says, NO, the ICECREAMCONE is BETTER than THE sandwich, YOU should ORDER that. Girl says she wants sandwich. Counter Lady says, I would GET the ICECREAMCONE if I were YOU. Girl’s mother has to step in and say, Excuse me, but my daughter really does want the sandwich, upon which Counter Lady relents.
It’s really quite fascinating.
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Jan 31, 2023 17:28:18 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Feb 8, 2023 1:14:28 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA CAT! on Feb 15, 2023 4:13:02 GMT 1
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Post by AQUA JAR!™ on Feb 26, 2023 23:04:43 GMT 1
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